gotta just admire nature sometimes and step back to see what the fuck it does when it gets bored. we all know fruits and the basics, squishy bois with a matching color palet and overall looks like how you think it would. but then
mother fucking Spiked melons, or horned melon, spiked melon, or kiwano, also African horned cucumber or melon, jelly melon, hedged gourd, melano, and probably way more fuckin names. its wild as fuck.
“The flavor of kiwano melon is mild and slightly sweet. It tastes similar to its close relative, the cucumber. When it’s very ripe, you may be able to detect a hint of banana flavor, too.”
A BANANA CUCUMBER, IT LOOKS LIKE AN EDGY REDESIGNED ORANGE, AND THIS THING’S EDIBLE PARTS???
GREEN AS FUCK
nature just said fuck it, snorted glue, and blacked out and woke up to this thing. imagine finding this fucker like “okay we have small round berries sweet, and this monstrosity who looks sick and has so many flavors :)”
you know its wack as FUCK when not one, but 2 shows use it as a alien food. not futuristic humans, fucking tube nosed bug eyed aliens eat this shit daily
alien food that links bananas and cucumbers, spiky, gross green, and is so assfucked looking it’s used as other worldly meals.