astro notes but it's only an excuse to rant about my own chart

hi!! astro notes but make them my journal so I can complain about my own placements so this is all biased, if it doesn't ✨resonate✨ throw it in a dumpster fire you deserve better


  • it's true, cancer rising are the pilar of the family, the glue keeping them together but not all cancer risings like their family lol
  • like your family constantly looking out for you and using you as an excuse to do or say things??? that's your own problem bitch
  • sagittarius mars has a problem, they break EVERY technological device they own, i used to think it was because of my Uranus in 8h idk why but it ain't
  • So many other Sagittarius mars break their phones, their headphones, chargers, COMPUTERS???
  • omg i remembered when I broke my computer playing the sims 2 lol
  • you just had to be there
  • i have mars and pluto in the 5th, the sign in my 5th is Scorpio so you can imagine how destructive i get when cReAtIng ArT
  • but i also bully little kids, and they still like me!!
  • you do what to kids?
  • moon in the 7th and only feeling things when they like a person. it's crickets after that
  • neptune in 7th honestly!! how many people have you really liked? because i can count two and the others were used just as the face of the romantic scenarios i made before going to bed
  • im pretty sure i didn't even knew their personality but here comes daydreaming
  • fixed moon people are hot
  • i just complimented myself
  • bro wtf is wrong with pisces mercuries i DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING??!! *is a pisces mercury*
  • have you ever dated an aries venus? yeah me either because aries venus doesn't date they run away
  • okay yes it's very much true that venus in the 9th likes foreigners and most of the time they have long distance relationships, they just don't like locals lol
  • but it's also true than that house in venus can make you very optimistic on people you date like, rose-colored glasses, toxic positivity
  • if he ain't shit break up with him baby you deserve better than an aquarius man!!
  • we as a society should thank the gods above us that we weren't born with a Scorpio pluto
  • again, sun in the 9th house has a lot of identity crisis, not only about religion, they question everything that is and isn't
  • might come from a religious background, regardless of how each individual sees religion, it's common that these people just happen to have a childhood with very religious relatives, or spiritual family, it's very common for them
  • jupiter in gemini lol you unlucky loser
  • at least I'm good at writing 😔🖐🏻
  • also having jupiter and saturn both in the same house should be illegal like
  • we're aries suns not mass murderers you guys need to chill
  • be concerned for the sign that has the devil card as their representative, not the emperor card!!

just gave my entire chart away i hope nobody tries to hex me after this 👀👀

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Monday, May 10, 2021 Good morning! Today’s messages are about Counsel, Wisdom, Honour Tarot of the Day:  Chiron /The Hierophant

Chiron represents ancient wisdom, tradition, and higher learning. He speaks to a need to review the core tenets of your beliefs- whether they be in doctrine or natural law. He can also herald marriage or some other traditional ceremony/contract.

He appears when you may be making decisions that are removed from your core beliefs, or, when you are required to make a decision “for the greater good” instead of yourself.  He wants you to stay true to your nature; review the key issues to ensure you are making decisions that are right for you and everyone involved in the long run.

💚 At work, Chiron indicates group work and getting back to basics. Likely a project or situation is getting bogged down in ideas and losing focus. Strip it down to the bare necessities and remember your original goal.

💙 If you are in a relationship, today may be a good time to think and behave in a traditional way. If you are going on a first date, bring flowers, if you are going to propose, get down on one knee…consider it a nod to good old-fashioned romance.

🧡 Whether you have strayed from your core beliefs, got lost “thinking outside the box”, or are just having a structured kind of day, success lies in tradition and pragmatism, today so, go “old school”. Peace out, OG… I mean, Lovelies... Gun a-màireach (until tomorrow)