victor: in case you haven’t noticed, you’ve fallen right into my trap!
eli: you cant trap justice; it’s an idea, a belief!
victor: even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time!
eli: justice is a non corrosive metal!
victor: but metals can be melted by the heat of revenge!
eli: it’s revenge, and it’s best served cold!
victor: but it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil!
eli: well, i think your warranty’s about to expire!
victor: maybe i got an extended warranty!
eli: warranties are invalid if you don’t use the product for its intended purpose!
sydney: ugh ugh, girls! you’re both pretty! can i go home now?