Toon Link: So are you guys ready for our annual white elephant gift exchange?

Ness: *muffled* We’ve never even done this before

Toon Link: You have to use the microphone!

Ness: What??

Toon Link: We can’t hear you!!

Ness: I said, we’ve never even done white elephant before, it’s not annual.

Toon Link: Ness is afraid that if he admits he’s participated in Toon Link’s white elephant gift exchange before, his fans will treat him as the weakling he truly is, thus destroying the facade he’s spent his entire lifetime building..

Ness: Come on..

Villager: Can.. can we get on with this?

-seconds later-

Toon Link: Alright, next up is a gift to Ness- to Toon Link from Ness!

Ness: I just found out about this-

Toon Link: Could it be?? Yes! A pair of Google glasses for Toon Link from Ness.

Ness: I didn’t buy that-

Toon Link: Oooh yes you did! I put it on your card! Merry Christmas to myself!

Ness: I hope you were kidding Toon..

Toon Link: Okay glass, take a picture. *clicc*

Ness: Are you kidding me right now?

Toon Link: Look at how dumb he looks! In that stupid outfit..!

Ness: …

Toon Link: You look so dumb!

Ness: How much were the glasses, Toon?

Toon Link: $15,000.

Villager: You know what, Toon, I thought you were a lot of things, a thief wasn’t one of them!