Video Game Plots Explained Badly
Legend of Zelda: A twunk and a lesbian must kill a bara sorcerer with the power of religion.
Super Mario: A communist Italian and his cowardly brother must save a kingdom of idiots by doing ‘shrooms.
Metroid: An enterprising space dinosaurian capitalist is repeatedly assaulted by woman with a grudge.
Star Fox: Furries in space fight each other.
Let’s keep this going….