Nerds say that Return of the Jedi is bad even though it has AMANAMAN

aspiringwarriorlibrarian replied to your post: tacitpermission replied to your post: …
“no one is coming” because the galaxy is more concerned with dealing with the fallout of losing their government than fighting a bunch of neo nazis who just lost the only thing that would make them a viable threat to the galaxy at large. You combine a dozen planets’ fleets and they’d annihilate the first order no problem, odds are this is gonna be over in a week and hera won’t even have time to finish the paperwork
But they TOOK OVER THE GALAXY it said so in the opening crawl they did it in like…five minutes? I guess?
Because the Resistance still hadn’t evacuated their base…when the First Order arrived? They just…hung out on the base that the First Order had targeted because they knew it was there? Kept their commanders and leaders and admirals and bombers and everything there? Didn’t evac the important stuff first?
I guess?
I mean, they’ve got six of Luke’s former students, but they can’t be THAT important, because he just decided to go and hide and die because the other six got killed. Why try to redeem them? People don’t come back from the Dark Side. Luke knows that. So the six irredeemable students went and conquered all the planets in the galaxy faster than the twelve Jedi Masters of the revered Jedi Council could stop the Separatists.
I’m sure.
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After a break up that came seemingly out of the blue, Poe Dameron agrees to attend Christmas Eve dinner with his ex-girlfriend, so Rey doesn’t have to explain to her parents that they’re no longer a couple.
What could go wrong?
Words: 3514, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 12 of 25 Days of Damerey
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2QUz8Ux
After a break up that came seemingly out of the blue, Poe Dameron agrees to attend Christmas Eve dinner with his ex-girlfriend, so Rey doesn’t have to explain to her parents that they’re no longer a couple.
What could go wrong?
Words: 3514, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 12 of 25 Days of Damerey
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2QUz8Ux
After a break up that came seemingly out of the blue, Poe Dameron agrees to attend Christmas Eve dinner with his ex-girlfriend, so Rey doesn’t have to explain to her parents that they’re no longer a couple.
What could go wrong?
Words: 3514, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 12 of 25 Days of Damerey
tacitpermission replied to your post: Also since it’s been a year Another problem with…
I’ve been saying something similar myself but I’ve gone the “let’s break all our hearts” route- Holdo should have been Here Syndulla from Rebels. Even if we only got a small bit of her in the movie, her death would have had FAR more impact.
HERA SYNDULLA HAS GRANDCHILDREN TO RAISE.
BEAUTIFUL GRANDCHILDREN.
She’s been staying OUT of this stupidity on some beach cabana with Mon Mothma because you know what THEY DID THEIR PART they’re going to RELAX and no the First Order ain’t coming for them because they TRIED THAT and THIRTY DIFFERENT FIRST ORDER OUTPOSTS REPORTED IN THAT THEY HAD AN AGENT’S FINGER IN A BOX.
The Spectres all had HAPPY endings because THAT’S WHAT SPACE FAIRY TALES ARE ALL ABOUT.

After a long day, Hux is able to get a few precious moments to himself. He chooses to spend them with his son.
A precious gift. One that he treats better than his father had ever treated him. They fall asleep on the couch in the officer’s lounge.
Hux didn’t think he could love anything as much as he loves this tiny human…