ned: so… i saw you spending a lot of time with harley lately
peter: no, ned, it’s not what it looks like! i swear!
ned: oh really? so no reason for me to get jealous?
peter: i promise! me and harley are just dating, okay? he’s my boyfriend.
ned: so there are no best-friend-feelings involved?
peter: you are still my one and only best friend! he’s just the love of my life, nothing more!
ned: but i’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
peter: of course
harley and mj: wha-