That old spongebob Christmas special is the absolute PINNACLE of comedy. The part where patchy the pirate pulls the parot down and the fuckin puppeteer in the rafters falls down? Patrick asking for a new piece of paper cuz he kept ripping his letters? Squidward wondering if a little girl would want a copy of his birth certificate for xmas?? All comedy gold and I absolutely love watching it every year
i’m watching the Spongebob Movie again and at the beginning of the movie, he is convinced he’s going to be the new manager of the Krusty Krab 2 because he has “374 consecutive employee of the month awards”
first of all, this means he’s worked at the Krusty Krab for at least 31 YEARS
second of all, Spongebob has been the best goddamn employee Mr. Cheapskate Krabs has had for over 31 fucking years and yet he denies poor Spongebob the manager position because Krabs thinks Spongebob is “just a kid” and “immature” when Spongebob probably has more knowledge of the restaurant and its inner workings than Mr. Krabs himself does.
Mr. Krabs can shove his money up his ungrateful ass.