I remember this one time I was working on something that required snake puns for the punchlines and had difficulty coming up with ideas so I asked my brother for help. We both wracked our brains for ideas until he finally looked at me and said,
“Venomous? I’ll venom YOU.”
It was so fucking stupid, but I never laughed so hard at a pun in my life.
I was at work the other day and before cleaning the ball python’s enclosure I said, “You guys are a royal mess.” Then I just stopped for a moment. Stared at them, and chuckled. “Get it? Because you’re royal pythons?”
If snakes were on a plane, they could be on a plain piece of bread but I won’t eat a snake but I’d graph on on a plane while on a train even if the other passengers were a pain complaining about that dragon needing slain but then some old grandma hit me with her cane which gave me a real pain, causing a campaign to cry over champaigne all while graphing a snake on a plane in the rain giving the snake a gallivant mane in the left lane.