😫 A new Hand 🖐🖐 touches 👀 the beacon! 🐝🏐🙈 Listen 👂 Hear me 💁♀️ and obey 🙇♂️ a foul ❌🚫 😤darkness 🌚🌚 has seeped 🤢🤢 into my 🏛👀 temple. 😣🏛 A darkness 🌌🌒 that you 🙌 will ⚔️ destroy! 😤😤 Return ⬅️ my beacon 🐝🏐 to mount 🗻 Kilkreath 🏔🏔 and I 👁 will make you 🙋♂️ the instrument 🎷🎶 of my 🧽 cleansing 💦💦 light!💡🌟
new and good skyrim mods on the nexus:
- mod that makes khajiit tails fluffier
- mod that livens up riften’s leaf piles
- mod that adds a vast array of winter outfits to the game
- mod that lets you claim conquered bandit strongholds for your faction
- mod that adds an andrewsarchus to skyrim
you don’t want an andrewsarchus in skyrim? wrong. you just don’t know you want an andrewsarchus in skyrim
(note: haven’t tested these yet so your mileage may vary)
dragonborn: so i’m the dragonborn and i can do these shout things right
dragonborn: with the power of my voice alone, i can make things erupt into flame, or become encased in ice; i can make kynareth’s very creations flock to me, or flee me; i can change the weather, clearing the skies, or gathering them in a towering whirlwind that none may escape; the power i wield is incredible
dragonborn: i have been using the power of the thu’um for months now, since i found out i had this ability, and quite frankly it has saved my life on countless occasions. i shout, and i unleash the power of the dragons themselves; i shout, and i am invincible; i shout, and the world bows before me
shopkeeper in alchemy shop: is this going anywhere
dragonborn:
shopkeeper:
dragonborn: …do you sell anything for a sore throat
happy birthday to all the draugrs in their barrows, and all the little mudcrabs on every bank, and the nirnroot, and brynolf in his cistern, to the vampires, and the frost troll on the 7000 steps up to high hrothgar, all the deadra, every skeleton, every hunter, the hagravens, to the courier, the night mother, the eight divines, talos, nazim, the students in winterhold, the giants, the dragons (especially parthurnax), every bunny, the frostbite spiders, the forsworn, and babette, to the fake emperor, to the real emperor, and to the gourmet!
and a very happy birthday to bethany esda
meridia’s daedric quest is the best one because all she’s doing is calling an exterminator. you go in with the medieval adventurer’s equivalent of a can of raid (fancy sword), clear out the foul darkness from her rancid apartment, and now your new debatably-divine patron is paying you in weregild and an even fancier sword than the one you had when you came in. this one glows. you are now Terminix Supreme
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