skulduggerys house becoming skulduggery and valkyries house? nice
-skul and val arguing about the color of bed sheets because skulduggery is very defensive about keeping a consistent color scheme throughout the house while valkyrie just wants the comfiest sheets
-skul and val making a flat pack bookshelf together and skulduggery refuses to look at the instructions because Why On Earth would a genius such as himself be stumped by a BOOKSHELF, of all things
-valkyrie and her Arms™ carrying heavy boxes through the house and grunting with effort, and when she turns back around to get the next box she sees skulduggery using the air to easily lift 3 boxes in front of him. she scowls. skulduggery tells her its her fault for not thinking of it. it is but valkyrie will never accept that.
-valkyrie watching tv during one of their research sleepovers and sleepily saying “what do you think about painting the walls” and skul doesnt even look at her when he says “absolutely not”
-valkyrie arguing that “towels are part of a house? why should i bring my own towels? buy towels. does that mean you dont shower? dont your bones get dirty? gross”
-valkyrie and skulduggery going grocery shopping with skul in one of his Exquisite Suits™ as usual, and val in a casual t-shirt, and he looks so tall and out of place and a kid is staring at them while they look at cereal and dear god skulduggery has to come back eventually.
-valkyrie getting into the car with skulduggery in the morning and he’s got one of her drinks from the fridge in the bentley waiting for her (but he wont let her open it until they’re out of the car)
-every time val runs out of some food or shampoo or whatever, skulduggery goes and gets it himself and he always leaves it on her bed as a pleasant surprise for whenever she comes over next (he did not consider that rotten bananas are Not particularly pleasant on bedsheets)
-“sooo, since i kinda live here, dont you think i should buy some new outfits so i dont have to pick up clothes from home?” “valkyrie did i not just buy a tv and a mini fridge?”
-“we dont NEED a dryer! cant you just take out the moisture in the clothes?”
“valkyrie cain, i am a living skeleton. why must you insist on treating me like an appliance”
“…..oh my god you could toast bread couldnt you”