who hogs the duvet? Wanda, obviously. She’s the only fleshy creature of the pair who would need warmth. But in spring and early fall, she just has to cuddle up to her syntheziod boyfriend and his constant core temperature keeps her comfortable. Vische likes spring and early fall. Very much.
who texts/rings to check how their day is going? Vision, because his relationship research informs him that women like their men to show an interest, to send cute messages, or validate a female’s worth. Vische is not sure what constitutes as “cute” so he sends her lines of romantic poetry from the Elizabethan era. Or he tells her of something he saw that sparked some creative thought in his processor. Wanda replies with selfies of her reaction. And sometimes sexts… to really blow his processor.
who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts? Vision; he is the king of pinterest, and enjoys crafting gifts. The process is stimulating to him. Wanda’s reactions, tears, laughs, or “awwwing” are gift enough to the synthezoid.
who gets up first in the morning? Vision, because he enjoys sun rises, cooking breakfast, and making coffee for his teammates… and girlfriend (and tossing the coffee grinds down the drain. He learned it from Sam)
who cries at movies? Neither: the fact that the people on the screen are actors and that no one is actually undergoing the conflicts that are being portrayed on the screen keeps Vision from forming an appreciation of the story. Wanda doesn’t care about movies: they are lies. It’s a dark place where a maroon synthezoid won’t draw much attention as he makes out with his girlfriend.
who gives unprompted massages? Vision, because he can get a reading on where there is discomfort or inflammation occurring in Wanda. Before she can say “I’m fine,” his long firm fingers are working out the soreness in her body. And some moans.
who fusses over the other when they’re sick? Wanda, because even though Vision has a reserved panic when his mortal girlfriend comes close to severe illness… when Vische is malfunctioning, something REALLY BAD is up. Wanda doesn’t leave his side.
who gets jealous easiest? The world is far too narrow minded to accept Vision as anything other than technological property, so women don’t really come on to Vision. But if a man has Wanda’s attention, Vision always wonders if she would be better off with a mortal man who could give her everything he can’t synthesize. He envies that… and goes off to his bare room to calculate… and brood.
who has the most embarrassing taste in music? Wanda: Because Vische can defend his taste in music quite eloquently with statistics, studies, comparisons, and pleasure senses touched by the musical patterns. Wanda grew up on Sokkovian music which is about 3 decades behind contemporary pop music. And she sings along in Sokkovian… turning her hat backwards, shades on, “Shaking it” in front of Vische…
who collects something unusual? Wanda: Vision doesn’t have much need to collect material matter… but Wanda collected shells with Pietro when they were young. She started it up again after he died. Vision noticed her collection is getting out of control and crafts containers with the current shells.
who takes the longest to get ready? Vision… because Wanda keeps changing her mind on how she wants her synthezoid to appear in public to escape prying eyes. Sometimes he appears fair, dark, blonde, ginger, plays with ethnicity, and even gender. It’s fun for Wanda. Vische is bemused by her indecision.
who is the most tidy and organised? Vision, because his room is sparse and he wants to keep a keep a clean habitat to maximize the longevity and contentment of all the specimens in his circle of friends. Wanda keeps her room picked up, but it is cluttered… and she sometimes leaves dishes in there. Vische takes care of that.
who gets most excited about the holidays? Wanda: She has such memories with her brother… he feels alive again when these holidays roll around… the lights, the music, the festive air…it has an effect on her. Vision enjoys observing the effect they have on her and appreciates the human sentiment that is abundant during such times.
who is the big spoon/little spoon? Wanda is usually the little spoon, because of the drastic height difference (it’s just easier). But every so often… when Tony accidentally calls Vision Jarvis or the government questions weather such a dangerous malfunctioning WEAPON should be online and Vision feels like a thing rather than a person… Wanda will wrap her slender arms around his shoulders and spoon his back. Sometimes she has to be the invulnerable one.
who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports? Wanda: and it just really pisses her off that Vische acts so supportive of her yet the rules play in his favor. Because she cheats. Oh she tries.
who starts the most arguments? Vision: He unknowingly starts them due to a misunderstanding or poorly-worded (yet honest) phrases. And then Wanda gives him hell.
who suggests that they buy a pet? Vision: He wants the human experience. Part of the human experience is getting a pet. Wanda doesn’t have the heart to tell him that he already IS like a puppy…
what couple traditions they have? Flying. They fly off, find little hidden places, out of sight of civilization, and watch a sunset and sunrise. They always do this especially after there is a close call of one of them dying in battle. They have to remind themselves that tomorrow WILL come. It MUST.
what tv shows they watch together? Vision is offended by all shows with robots. Wanda hates politics. The only thing they can settle on are sitcoms; Wanda needs to laugh and Vision once again tries to get a grasp on human sarcasm and wit.
what other couple they hang out with? They don’t like double dating: topics explored always remind Vision that he is not human… and remind Wanda that she will grow old and he will not. They instead hang out with other league members on a social outings. They try to tame the public display of affection… but it’s really hard.
how they spend time together as a couple? As warriors watching each other’s back, as socially awkward boyfriend and warm girlfriend, and then alone as soulmates in the evenings. They are rarely apart, but when they are they always have that slight distraction in the back of their minds: is the other okay? The only comfort is the connection they feel through the Mind Infinity Stone.
who made the first move? Vision conveyed that he cared for her… beyond that of just being a teammate. Wanda kissed him first.
who brings flowers home? Wanda. Because she knows that Vische will appreciate the beauty of their bloom, and the sadness of their shortened life span.
who is the best cook? Vische: he may miss an ingredient once in awhile, but if Wanda is around to fix it, it’s fine. Wanda can cook, but she doesn’t love it. She enjoys watching Vische with his slight grin of contentment as he looks upon his creation.