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this quarantine made me realize how much I love museums and old libraries, I miss spending time searching for one copy of a book in endless hallways, looking at statues, saying hi to that old lady that is always in the entrance and everything that comes with that experience.
Does anyone else feel that they are further behind in life that they think they should be? Like you aren’t where you thought you would be at this age? Whether it’s career, love, or personal growth I’m plagued by the feeling that I’m performing sub par.
Don’t you just hate the discomfort of hearing the word “tummy/belly/stomach” in public or from another person or in front of another person and getting slightly flustered for no goddamn reason? Like, the other week me and my friend were zooming and looking at pictures of a certain celebrity and she said “aw, look at his lil’ tummy” and I just sort of had to pretend that it hadn’t happened and just move on because it made my chest momentarily tight, like yeah, I noticed his tummy months ago, woman, you don’t have to bring it up.
put a finger down if you were the smart kid and your whole sense of self-worth was built upon being gifted and special until the pressures of that turned into crippling anxiety and depression which in turn made you crash and burn and now you feel lost and like you failed at everything hurray