What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band/Artist Says About You:
Queen: You’re a opera-loving diva with a hand kink.
Led Zeppelin: You have a complicated relationship with fully-buttoned shirts, lemons, and liking Jimmy Page.
The Beatles: You’re a peace-and-love 60’s baby who uses too many emojis. You either love or hate John Lennon.
The Rolling Stones: The only rock fans that can make dancing like an electrocuted chicken look good.
The Who: You’re an anti-authoritarian 60’s baby with PTSD from the boys’ terrible haircuts.
Nirvana: You’re super anti-capitalist and own a weird amount of flannel shirts.
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts/The Runaways: You’re a lesbian.
Deep Purple: You’re shy but chaotic.
Sex Pistols: You’re a piercing/tattoo anarchist that had a complicated relationship with liking Sid Vicious. You’ve 100% been arrested.
Ramones: You’re a leather jacket rebel who wants/has Joey Ramone’s haircut.
Jimi Hendrix: You 100% play guitar and like the National Anthem for completely different reasons than everyone thinks.
Janis Joplin: You’re a feminist who wears glasses and has a complicated relationship with alcohol.
The Doors: You’re also an anarchist but in a, like, 60’s flower child way. You’ve also 100% been arrested.
Pink Floyd: You have a philosophy degree and are also very anti-capitalist in a fun, hippie way.
AC/DC: You’ve been in a fight before and will not hesitate to throw hands again.
Mötley Crüe: You watched The Dirt but didn’t read the book. You’re also either a dad who listened to them as a kid or under 20 years old.
Blondie: You have a crush on Debbie Harry.
David Bowie: You’re a dramatic thot who’s weirdly good with makeup.
Elton John: You’re a dramatic thot but with more glitter and sequins.
Guns N’ Roses: You’re a dramatic thot but with a boner for a good guitar solo.
Aerosmith: You use too much hairspray. Like, way too much hairspray. Save some ozone for the rest of us! (jk live your life babes)
Santana: You’re the ultimate Woodstock fan and also have a boner for a good guitar solo.
The Grateful Dead: You’re like Santana fans but you’re also probably older because I’ve never met a young Deadhead.