Some Clean Jokes...
So I went to Dollar Tree the other day. I walked in the store and said, “Where are the trees?”
Airport security will not let you bring liquids through check-in, so I froze my water bottle.
I have an inferiority complex, but its not a very good one.
I started a band called 1023 megs, but we could never get a gig.
My first child was born yesterday. “Was it a boy or a girl?” True
Ever read Great Expectations? It’s not as good as you’d think.
I was washing my hair this morning, I read the instructions on the shampoo bottle and never stopped.
Two fish are in a tank, neither knows how to drive it.
Another classic nighttime-working piece of nonsense for you