Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Me, beaming excitedly:
Actually, they do! Since by the rules of phylogenetics all descendants of a group still belong to that group, dinosaurs still exist in the form of birds, which first began to evolve from smaller species in the late Jurassic-
Imagine Person A tries to use a cheesy pick-up line to ask out Person B. Person B finds the attempt hilarious, but agrees to go out with them anyways because they admired Person A’s courage to use such a tactic. Person A, believing that the pick-up line is what led to their success, uses a different pick-up line every time they ask Person B out.
Aries: “I eat ass”
Taurus: “You remind me of my cousin”
Gemini: “Tickle my pickle”
Cancer: “Hello m'lady”
Leo: “I have no money”
Virgo: “Are you going to come to me or…”
Libra: “See you in divorce court ;)”
Scorpio: “Are you allergic to latex?”
Sagittarius: “I am sex attic”
Capricorn: “1 like = 1 gf”
Aquarius: “Your eyes are stars meaning I can’t look at them directly”
Pisces: “My last significant other was abducted by a spider. Also I’m a dom what’s your name”