Hades: Oh my gods something is wrong with you!
Poseidon: whatever would make you think that?
Hades: Maybe the fact that you are stuck in a vending machine hints towards it?!
Zeus: Holy Olympus this is the best day ever
Hades: Really Zeus? He could be hurt
Zeus: He is hurt and frankly not paying attention. I’m sending a video of this to dad
Poseidon: What? I’m like so close to reaching those skittles that I can’t even hear you right now.
Hades: When will the ambulance be here?
Zeus: In like 10 minutes
Hades: *sighs* just great so I have to deal with this for-
Poseidon: oh no
Hades: why… why… WHY IS THERE BLOOD COMING FROM THE VENDING MACHINE?!
Zeus: *whispers* oh my gods
Poseidon: So good news and bad news
Zeus: oh my gods
Hades: *calling Apollo* Bad news first
Poseidon: So good news I have reached the skittles
Zeus: OH MY GODS!
Hades: ZEUS SHUT UP!?
Zeus: okay wow rude.
Poseidon: Bad news I can’t feel my arm, I heard a really bad sound earlier and I’m 90% sure where that blood came from and you DON’T want to know where
Zeus: yo when you get the skittles out can we share?
Poseidon: oh yeah totally- NO BITCH GET YOUR OWN
Zeus: I WOULD ASSHOLE BUT I WANT MY FUCKING ARM!
Hades: I’ve failed as your brother and I’ve failed as a guardian I just hope there isn’t any lasting damage
Posiedon: I’m sorry… damage?
Zeus: He means we’ll have to amputate
Zeus: yeah! Your gonna be armless and we’re gonna have to take care of you and Amphrites gonna break up with you cause she don’t need no armless man
Poseidon: NO! She can’t leave she’s the love of my life
Zeus: sorry bro there’s nothing you can dO- OW!
Hades: STOP FREAKING HIM OUT!
Posiedon: *in tears* do you think she’ll stay if I give her my skittles
Hades: *sighs* oh my gods
I know it’s long but I like your posts and I want you to be proud 😤😤