Hannigram is a Perfect Couple Because They Both Take Extra to a Whole New Level.
Hannibal: Cannibal puns to his dinner guests while making them cannibals without their permission.
Will: Backs into the shadows behind him while murmuring ominous words and vague threats.
Hannibal: Finds out Alana kissed Will and then rejected him rudely right afterwards, so he freely tells a killer her address a couple episodes later because why not?
Will: Decides to fucking sail across the ocean in what would be several days of travel instead of just getting on a damn plane like a normal person and cutting the time down.
Hannibal: Wears a fancy, plastic body condom for murdering purposes but doesn’t wear a hair net because he’s a real G!
Will: Leisurely sips wine while Hannibal is bleeding out from a bullet wound and the enemy is setting up a tripod to record the whole event right in front of him.
Hannibal: Shows Will how good he is with his hands by breaking Mason’s neck without killing him.
Will: Climbed the wrought iron fence of Hannibal’s family castle while dressed to the nines, even though everything was filthy and overgrown. But you know, aesthetic.
Hannibal: Surrendered to the FBI just so Will would always know where he is, unable to forget him.
Will: Sneaks back into Hannibal’s house after being released, just to point a gun in his face and tell him he’s finally become interesting, before leaving.
Hannibal: Literally draws fanart of himself and Will as Achilles and Patroclus.
Will: Got a whole new wardrobe and did his hair up finally just to impress Hannibal when he was free from prison.
Hannibal: Carries Will from Muskrat Farm, bridal style(even though the script called for over the shoulder potato sack hold) in the snow, while he himself is injured.
Will: Literally envisions having Hannibal tied up at his mercy, and Hannibal saying, ‘I love you, Will’.