Deadpool: *being annoying in a public place*
MJ: please Peter, is there anything you can do to shut him up?
Peter: outside of my spidey suit, not really. Well….. I might have one trick…..
Peter: IF YOU WANT TO F*CK SPIDER-MAN SIT DOWN AND BE QUITE!
Deadpool: *sits down silently*
Johnny Storm: *falls out of the sky, and sits down silently*
Black cat: *emerges from the shadows, covered in stolen jewels and sits silently*
Agent Venom: *swings down from building in an I heart spidey t-shirt and sits silently*
Harry Osborn: *crashes hang glider into the street, pops back up, and then sits silently*
Peter: well……sh*t! I-I don’t know what to do now. What do I do MJ? MJ?
MJ: *seething as she sits* He’s my f*cking idiot you pricks.