All right, so most Obikin AUs involve like Secrets and Shame and Oh No The Jedi Code and Forbidden Attachment and Sneaking Around and whatnot but have we considered a mashup of Obikin and that AU I was joking about the other day where the council just lets Anakin do whatever the hell he wants primarily to ruin Sheev’s life? Because I AM LAUGHING.
Like, they’re just A Couple. Openly. And the entire Order just has to deal with it. They make out in public. They hold hands in the hallways. Anakin dedicates poems and songs to Obi-Wan over the loudspeaker announcements I’ve just decided the Jedi Order has every morning.
Obi-Wan is committed to being as forthright as possible about this whole thing because he recognizes the concessions being made here. This makes for extremely awkward mission reports.
Obi-Wan: …and fortunately we were able to save the orphaned children and get everyone to safety before the building exploded. I then proceeded to spoon General Skywalker the entire way home as he was quite rattled and also cold. We arrived back at the Temple on time and without issue.
Mace: Uh, thank you. Anything else?
Obi-Wan: No, Master Windu. Oh, well yes – after this, I do plan to return to my quarters and wash up, after which I will most likely make passionate love to General Skywalker for several hours.
Anakin: [grasping Obi-Wan’s hand and staring at him with open adoration] Aww.
[huge pause of silence as every council member avoids eye contact and/or shares sideways glances with each other]
Obi-Wan: …would you like a report about that as well? I would very much like to be as transparent about all of this as possi-
Depa Billaba: – no, no, we uh, we don’t need any more of those. Please.
Anakin: [oblivious] It’s really no trouble, masters, in fact if you think Master Kenobi has too much on his plate already I would volunteer to write it up for –
Mace: JUST GO ALREADY.