sakura-kagurazaka said:
Your drawings of John Seed are perfection. Especially with a few of those hairs hanging off his forehead- Rook, jokingly: My boyfriend is such a jerk! He ate all my leftover Chinese food! THANKS A LOT, Sharky.
- John, manifesting physically out of the shadows: For the record, if you were my girlfriend, I would never eat your leftover Chinese food. I would treat you like a queen and buy you the whole restaurant. It's amusing to me ... how little this "man" respects you. Perhaps that's why he's simply your boyfriend and not your ...... Manfriend.
how far cry new dawn remembers the seeds and their regions
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john seed: want some john seed nostalgia? we got it right here :) here’s his ranch, untouched with all of his books and even a photo of what it used to be! here we have his bunker, now called ‘the inquisitors grave’. though holland valley isn’t what it used to be, you can find its old remains everywhere, such as falls end and rye and daughter aviation :)
faith seed: the henbane is nearly gone, but you’ll still be able to find bliss, as well as explore the hope county jail and a few other little things that were left behind!
jacob seed: just like jacob, the whitetail mountains are Gone. Murdered. Don’t even think about going over there unless you wanna die from radiation. wanna explore the st. veterans center? you can’t. wanna explore jacob’s armory, or the wolfs den? Fuck you. Fuck You
far cry 5 wholesome small town au because we deserve it
- the junior deputy has just been stationed here; pratt, hudson, and whitehorse are the only other law enforcement people in the area
- joseph seed is a preacher who, yeah, gets a little creepy at times, but in general is a Nice Man
- and still has his daughter who is a sweet little girl
- john seed moved in from the city because of his addiction problems and does small town law now
- 500% more dateable than his canon self
- jacob seed is a good, strong, non-cannibalistic army vet who protects his family with his life and is sort of the big brother of the entire town
- still an old man, acts like it
- “john what are these funny little men” … “you mean emojis?”
- faith is a flower girl who likes to wander around in the fields and landscapes surrounding the town
- moved to the town for rehab and is now happy and clean
- guns for hire are the citizens
- grace still has her dad, they take boomer for walks around town and he greets everyone
- jess hunts birds and can feel emotions
- sharky is still a nerd and spends most of his time on online forums and/or playing video games
- best bro in town
- adelaide runs a boutique and is on a quest to make the junior deputy as pretty as she can
- xander is the local fitness coach
- peaches and cheeseburger are still wildlife but they’re also friendly
- hurk’s dad is grumpy and hurk is always trying to make up for it
- but never succeeds in anything- one time he tried to make cookies and they tasted like dead fish
- nick and kim have barbecues every friday. the seeds still bring watery mac and cheese but are working on it
- their daughter, who was delivered by the junior deputy, is bffs with joseph’s
- the town is still in montana
- everyone is happy and alive
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