Assassin’s Creed as things I’ve heard at school PT1
School started two days ago and here’s what I have heard. One is from last year though)
Malik:so did we win last night?
Altaïr:We don’t need to talk about that
Malik:was it close?
Malik:okay we don’t need to talk about that….
*silence throughout the school for once*
Jacob:*from the halls**at the top of his lungs*WELCOME BACK EVERYBODY
Haythem:be glad you got the good teacher and not Edward…
Evie:what’s a concentration camp?
Jacob:a place of concentration!
Altaïr: this book has pictures
*half the class of highschool sophmores cheer*
Henry:but John is….*waits for someone to finish sentence*
Henry:*tired voice*… married"
Ezio:my birthday is in April. I’m not opposed to birthday presents-
Altaïr: can’t get rid of me
Ezio: people can slaughter others, but we show ONE butt and it’s inappropriate!
Alexios:or it’s Zeus… And he’s… Well. Zeus.
Connor:I DON’T WANNA EAT MY CHILDREN! I DON’T EVEN HAVE CHILDREN!
Evie:we have Henry. We don’t need you!
Jacob:FINE!*under his breath*I would have preferred Henry over you anyways…
Connor:I think I’m on the brink of a panic attack.
George:do you wanna go to the office?
Connor:no I’m fine
George:but you’re on the brink of a panic attack
Evie: look at you guys. You’re speaking Spanish!
Jacob:when I was a kid a dog dragged me around the house for a cookie.
Evie:why didn’t you let go of the cookie?
Jacob:it was my cookie! I wasn’t letting him get that!
Haytham:we put all the suicidal people in one boat and we send them off
Connor: that’s genocide!
Haytham:no that’s Suicide.
Edward:you walk in. Smell that cat aroma. ‘you got a cat?’ 'yea it’s Satan!’
Jacob:my name is Jacob and I got dragged around the house by a dog when I was 5 or 6 over a cookie.
Henry:*concerned*were you okay?
Jacob:well it didn’t get my cookie so..
*whole room is chatting suddenly it falls quiet and all that can be heard is*
Connor:OPPOSUMS EAT UP TO 40,000 TICK A YEAR! THINK ABOUT HOW MANY TICKS WE’D HAVE WITHOUT OPPOSUMS!
Ezio:*sadly*I wish my teacher would have known I want my Shrek toy back..
Malik:did we win last night?
Ezio:since when do we win?
Ezio:name 8 things you wear on your feet.
Leo:does skin count?
Leo:WHAT?! YOU’RE WEARING SKIN THOUGH!
Kadar:why do you prefer individual work?
Malik:I hate people.
Henry:*tired of Jacob’s whining*give it a minute we’ll see if it bleeds.
Jacob:I like mariachis. They’re my favorite type of food!
Evie:*in Spanish*Good morning.
Jacob:how do you say goodbye in Spanish? Wasn’t it Hola?
Alexios: Artemis would be the straight A student and Apollo would be the person running down the hall shirtless with peanut butter smeared on his face.
Kassandra:why so specific?
Jacob:*makes demonic noise from back of throat*
Henry:are you okay?
Jacob:*monotone*yeah, why do you ask?