i had like a sudden surge of motivation to lose weight and i was all like ‘i will eat healthy’ and 'i will exercise’ and i was so proud of my new positive mind frame i rewarded myself with a custard cream
My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
Last night I woke up struggling to get my breath and spent probably 7 minutes debating the likelihood of me suffocating if I fell asleep and whether or not I should get help (because for real, there was Not Enough Air and I kept having to force myself to breath) and then went back to sleep anyway.
today we had the shop door open and a kid (probably in middle school) was riding by outside and was just like, “what’s crackin’?” and he wouldn’t leave us alone and i’m like, “what’s cracking is going to be your face against the sidewalk when i punch your fucking face.” and Will was just about to leave through the door and he opens it and told me, “you’re an adult.”
“ Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius. ” was allegedly spoken by Papal legate and Cistercian abbot Arnaud Amalric prior to the massacre at Béziers, the first major military action of the Albigensian Crusade. A direct translation of the Latin phrase would be “ Kill them. For the Lord knows those that are His own. ” Less formal English translations have given rise to variants such as “ Kill them all; let God sort them out. ” -wikipedia
i dont remember what i was talking about but at lunch i ended up saying ‘squitors (as in mosquitos) and she turned around was laughing and she told me to “watch out for those squitors rachels theyll give you the squibiees”
of all the things i could have said i settled on “yeah man the squibee dee jeebies that stuff aint pretty gotta be on the lookout for them squitors”