tuesday truth

Asking someone to put 2 eye drops, twice a day for a week, in the eyes of a three year old (both of them) is basically on par with the following activities:

• training pigeons to perform scenes from Sixteen Candles • retrieving the Golden Fleece • surviving an alligator’s death roll • juggling hypodermic needles full of infectious bacteria • putting a onesie on a Polar Bear

In related news, Adelaide has pink eye.