I met Robert Downey Jr. at a shitty production of Sweeney Todd, took a pic with him at intermission, and complained about the production with him during the second act. HE POSTED the pic I took with him and it brought me my fifteen minutes of fame on Tumblr and Instagram. I also bought an acne-curing concealer from Artie from Glee at the Peach Festival (which is a Delaware thing).
Does anyone remember when the entire Glee fandom was freaking out because Dianna Agron dyed her hair orange and then in the space of a few months Heather Morris got pregnant and everyone freaked out cus HeYa was dead, Cory Monteith checked into rehab and then passed away, and Naya Rivera went from dating Big Sean to dedicating her first ever debut single to slinging mud at his ex, to being engaged to him to calling off the wedding and the very next day marrying another man in the same dress and location: then afterwards, having to cover his new girlfriend’s song on the show. Then she ended up being exposed for domestic violence against her new husband.
Then nearly five years later Mark Sailing gets caught with child pornography and commits suicide.
What I’m saying is I miss when everyone was losing their minds over Dianna’s hair.
In the year 2032 I acquire the rights to glee and make a spy thriller action reboot where the glee club is really just a cover for an assasin training program and they have to keep it a secret and all the characters are basically the same but instead of singing they love combat training. The first episode has no songs but in the second episode they realize that they have to learn to sing to protect their cover.Sue Sylvester is secretly a spy trying to expose them to the world. There’s a plot line where Kurt gets injured in an explosion and gets like metal robot arms and legs and has to hide them from his dad. Finn is replaced by a clone for like a season and the glee club figures it out eventually and they have to track down the real one only to find out he is now brainwashed and evil. Mr Shuester now has scar and an eyepatch . He accidentally reveals to Emma that the glee club is an assasin club and she then becomes evil and tries to destroy them using a deadly chemical that has the appearance of a slushy.
today, on the tenth anniversary of glee, i’m here to say that rachel berry and quinn fabray were the best ship that glee ever had the opportunity to make canon. they were two sides of the same coin, both desperate for attention and popularity but deeply insecure and prone to lashing out because of it. they helped each other grow as people and went from enemies to friends in one of the most compelling arcs glee ever had. rachel was there for quinn when no one else was and quinn was the only one who called rachel out when she was too in her head to realize her decisions were bad. they could’ve been one of the best relationships on the show and instead they were used to queerbait the audience. in this essay i will-
Naya and Dianna really posted something for the anniversary and tagged everyone, Lea Michele liked Nayas post, Dianna followed everyone back on Instagram and commented on Nayas post and here I am still waiting for Heather Morris who I thought is gonna be the only one posting something. Miracles have happened today folks. Happy 10th anniversary glee! I love you.
remember that episode of glee called grilled cheesus when finn thought he saw the lord jesus christ on a sandwich and prayed for his girlfriend let him touch her tits and then the school counselor tells him it’s prolly not god communicating with him via a sandwich and he angrily sings losing my religion because i do
Listen as much as we’re all joking about Old Town Road remixes and how many there are lets all find comfort in the fact that we won’t have a Glee remix of Old Town Road bc u know those fuckers would have jumped on that shit IMMEDIATELY
Me and some friends were at a charity event where Naya Rivera, Amber Riley, and a few other Glee stars were at. I started talking to Naya like I knew her and chatting her up about how we met before and how she tried to dip out without saying wassup to me. On our way to the table to get food we had to walk through this haunted house thing and got separated, but I gave her my number before I got lost and I headed back outside to the crowd. I was leaving to go home but ended up on the same bus as Naya and Amber and instead we went out and got drunk together at a cowboy/arcade bar.