Super 8: Reviewed By The Gene Shalit-O-Matic
Super 8 was SUPER! And I ATE it up! It was one tasty Abrams Spielberg-er with just the right amount of cheese!
And J.J. Abrams? More like J.J. Walker because his direction was DY-NO-MITE!!!
I give Super 8 and Super Duper 10!
This is Gene Shalit! Kill me now!
(Ag’s Note: Hmmm. Pretty much had it down there, but we may have calibrated the machine a bit too perfectly. That awkward burst of self awareness at the end is the kind of thing the real Gene tends to keep inside. Must keep fine tuning)