W here none may dare to tread, this guy will rush,
E mbracing mountains high and forests lush;
R emember, though: No common tourist he:
N o destination’s his, ‘less odd it be.
E xtremely fierce volcanoes cause no fear:
R eports say there’s a weirdo living there.
H e’ll film a boat they’re dragging up some hills;
E entsy dwarfs creating chills and spills;
R ooms ablaze with drawings… in a cave;
Z ealous, mad explorer: Fierce and brave;
O utrageous bachelors wooing with a dance…
G osh! Look there! A chicken in a trance!