The Ambassador for Africa and the First Gentleman were taking a piss when FG accidentally saw the penis of the ambassador…
FG : If you don’t mind me asking Mr. Ambassador, what is your secret for having that big of a package?
Ambassador : Well, if you must know, every night, before I have sex, I hit the bedpost 20 times with this thing, and it really grows 1/8 of an inch every year.
Excited, FG figured to try it later that night while his wife was sleeping.
He did hit the bedpost 20 times, and the noise woke up the President, asking.
President : Is that you Mr. Ambassador, ‘no?