Wasteland, baby!
10 year-old me: Jupiter has a birthmark!
Scientists: That red stain on Jupiter is a storm the size of the earth, and it has been going on for literal centuries.
Me, both then and now: *shock*
Me, a history nerd: *watching youtube videos about lost media*
Narrator: The majority of silent movies are completely lost. Since most of them had it’s copies destroyed by censors, burned down in fires, or were not well preserved by it’s own creators in the first place, we are now unable to find, recognize and/or analyse how these movies paved the way for modern cinema and created many of the tropes we see in media today.
Me:
So awhile back I got this subscription box for camping items and I was so upsetty when they’d show up when I was first broken up with and like BUT I HAVE NO ONE TO HIKE/CAMP WITH BOOHOO
But now I’m like hells yeah my latest box gave me a SOLAR POWERED POWER BANK, the last box gave me a cool ass speaker
And I’m like in the beginning stages of planning to turn a van into a camper. Like shit, just cause we did outdoorsy stuff together doesn’t mean that I CANT do it on my own. And that it wasn’t my passion from the beginning.
The Cool Jenga Move
Sent this to the GroupChat, and it turned from TDKR to BatFam Headcanons real fast:
Just randomly got a package today and holy fuck
Hi my best friend @pie-bombs made this little darling bear man and I’ve adopted him. I cherish him and his sinister smirk.
His name?
🖤 Belial 🖤
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Not a soul:
NOBODY:
Me: Did you know that if it was possible to fit Saturn inside a river, it would fucking float? An entire planet? Lighter than water because of it’s weird gases? CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT?
Thorsten Bonsch retells The Hobbit in a series of LEGO dioramas.