I was in a thrift store trying to choose between several shirts with kittens on them when an announcement came over the loudspeaker. “Attention please, we have a customer purchasing a copy of It. Everyone is required to watch the clown until the transaction is complete.” I looked toward the back of the store and Pennywise was just walking up the aisle. He froze as soon as I saw him and I somehow knew he could only approach when no one was looking. As soon as the other customer finished paying for their movie, Pennywise turned and disappeared into a back room. Everyone then continued about their business, just accepting that this was a thing that happens at that store.
I was at a 5-year-old child’s birthday party in a bunker. Instead of a clown, they had Pennywise, so I decided to leave. I was trying to fix the teleporter to escape, but then Andrew Keenan-Bolger and Ben Fankhauser showed up and defeated Pennywise by doint a choreography from Newsies. I stuck around for a few hours until I finally got the courage to ask Ben for an autograph. I woke up before I found out his answer.
Jack Black was an evil murderous clown that was condemned to live for an eternity until he killed a child and then killed himself. A child freed him from his binds but the child was also immortal and they became friends afterwards.
I’m in the TCC for a short time, but i never saw all the paintings from
John Wayne Gacy together in a post, so i decide do it, if i forget one of the paintings you please add it to the post (sorry for my broken english)
as some one who has been both into unicycling and homestuck for sevral years i feel the need to inform y’all that while gamzee cannot reach the pedals of his unicycle
theres are actually sevral ways he could still ride his unicycle! for most he’d need to crank the seat low enough for his feet to reach the fork and/or wheel of his unicycle tho.
1. the sled
probably the easiest. fuck the seat.completely fogrgo it. let it drag through the mud.
theres ever seat/frameless unicycles. its just a fucking wheel with pedals.
2. iuhhhh its hard
just like regular unicycling, you move forward by falling forward and doing something to keep up w the momentum and stop by leaning backwards/jumping off/falling. with this techique you stand upright on the fork, with one foot on the wheel and you lift it up for a sec and lean forward to move, place ur foot on the wheel again to stop the momentum, and lean backwards te regain ur balance.
to get on the unicycle you just jump straight on the frame and try not to preform a nutcracker.
homever, gamzee has a unicycle with a rounded fork (L) instead of a square one ®, which makes this technique a certified fuckton more complicated than it already is. ive never seen anyone do it on a rounded fork but in theory it shouldnt be inmpossible, you just need a mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClE
3. ive never actually seen anyone do this but im pretty sure its possible
same concept as 2 but sideways, elongated seat might even be helpfull for grip. this one is just a theory tho
thanks for coming to my ted talk if you know any other techniques that would help gamzee ride his unicycle feel free to add them