This is my first ask I hope it’s not too weird lol. What about an overweight prince or some male royalty figure who swallows a dragon egg as a delicacy, and it eventually hatches (unbeknownst to him). How long does it stay inside and how hard is it going to be to regurgitate ? Bonus points if it believes the human is its mother afterward
Ooo! So like, what if this dragons have a pouch that the pups stay in like joeys. So when the pup hatches it doesn’t think anything weird, it’s not like the acid can hurt it. It just eats everything that the prince does, so the prince has to eat more and more as it grows. It gets to the point that the prince is constantly eating and is weighed down by the dragon in his belly. He becomes bed bound, and his servants have to feed him constantly and rub his belly. There’s so much fat on his body though that they don’t notice the dragons movements until it’s time for it to come out.
By the time it’s ready to come out for the first time it’s grown to the size of a large horse. So regardless of how it comes out it’s going to hurt. Maybe the dragon has magic and can sense it’s “mother” is in destress and lends itself to help give the prince more elastic skin. It can come out one of two ways; the way it went in or it can come out the back end. The dragon holds little regard for the fact that it’s human mothers body was never ment to experience this process, it just pushed it’s way out of his body.
Wings stretching and drenched in acid when it finally emerges. It gives a shake to get the fluid off before stumbling around to explore it’s new surroundings, wide eyes taking in the servants and knights who tried to help the prince. Then turning around a nuzzling their exhausted mother. Word spreads of what happens, even if the prince wanted it to be kept a secret. He becomes know as the Dragon Lord and many come to love and fear him.
The prince comes to love his dragon and the notoriety that comes with them. Maybe after a year or two he orders his knights to fetch him more dragon eggs; swallowing an egg everyday until he has an entire clutch of dragon eggs in his fat belly. Each egg coming from a different breed so they’re sizes vary along with their “gestation” period. But he loves when they hatch and he can gorge himself of food. He loves how his belly swells as the pups grow inside him. He loves all of the dragons as if they were actually his children.
When they’re ready to come out their sizes vary and it happens at different times. The smallest being the size of a house cat while the largest is bigger than a horse. The prince comes to love this as well, as painful as it is for him. Because he knows as soon they’re all out he can send his knights to get more eggs. His power and fame grows as his “children” do. When he becomes king he has a dragon for his personal circle of knights and his kingdoms boundaries grow.
Eventually he weds and his wife gives him children. When they become adults he teaches them how bare their own dragons as a right of passage. But only one egg in the beginning as only the crowned prince is allowed to bare a full clutch. It becomes a custom in their family and a requirement to hold the throne. Their power grows and grows and soon the family holds the majority of power. Sedentary rulers who are weighed down by their egg filled, fat bodies.
ok, among us Trevor Philips Industries speicial edition
Will vouch for Trev even if Trev murders someone right in front his eyes and vents
Which is why his opinions are hardly valued by everyone else
Anxious af when he’s the imposter
Everyone can tell it’s him if he murders someone
Will guard Trev and get killed herotically if they r both crews
Will guard Trev from other imposter if he’s imposter
Will watch Trev do all the kill if they are both imposters
Sometimes will be killed as crew if Trev’s the imposter but never blames Trevor. Boss is ALWAYS right.
Will be protected at all cost by Trev even when Trev’s the imposter
Looks like he has no clue all the time
Sus af because he’s always wondering around doing zero task
Can kill when he’s imposter but u can never tell if he accidently presses the button or if he actually knows how to kill and does it on purpose
Sometimes accidentally (or pretends to accidentally) kills Trev when Trev’s protecting him. Apologizes A LOT afterwards but we all know he’s getting a beating tonight.
Will watch Trev do the killings as imposter or crew when Trev’s the imposter, won’t say a word.
OP af when he and Trev are both imposters, dream team, murders everyone in a blink
Does all his tasks as the good boi that he is
Very reliable as crew, can count on him to watch ur back
Reasonable in the meetings, pretty quiet, only talks when spoken to.
Likes going in group
Good at following orders, follows the herd in decision making, but has his own thoughts
The game will end before you know it as imposter, ruthless murderer, very cleverly plans every step
NEVER back stabs friend, NEVER.
Never frames friend either, it’s the principle.
Sometimes will stab michael in the face for revenge after being betrayed in last round. Hey, cut him some slack and let him vent alright?
Nobody believes him when he accuses michael just for the frequency of it, even when he’s right. “Guys u gotta believe he’s done this before he can pull it off again!! No why are u all voting me?!” “Dude I literally saw u kill right in front me. Yeah of course I was there I saw him kill. Gosh seriously? You all believe this fat snake?”
Protecs Wade and Ron most of the time.
Most of the time.
Never kills Lamar. Bros for life ><
The first being sused every round as crew even when ppl see him do tasks as a good boi
Michael will press emergency button whenever being followed by Trev, actually most ppl would, as if they still have the chance
Except for Ron and Wade everyone else usually walks away from him cuz they r just pussies
Loner, does tasks and secretly tails ppl to get a hold of the whole picture. (desperately wants to join a pack though
The most common cause of death: being voted out :(
If not dead can usually critically analyze the evidence and observations to find the right suspect
rarely lives till the end as crew, like I said, easy scapegoat, voted out most of the times :( assholes.
Kills lester asap as imposter, you know, gets the brain out of the picture then sit back relax and watch ppl panic
The perfect guardian angel if Jimmy and Tracy are in the game they will never die before Trev.
For a chef I don’t really cook at home all that often but I’ve been pushing myself to get back into enjoying cooking the last few months, so far of note I’ve made: fresh tortillas, slow smoked beef brisket and achiote marinated pork shoulder, char siu pork and bao to accompany, pasteis de natas, pan au chocolat and puff pastry from scratch, and cinnamon buns, I’ve also got duck prosciutto currently curing in the fridge and I’m cooking Lebanese spice crusted lamb rack tonight.
Person C really likes A while both A and B like C. B has been friends with C forever but has never caught their eye. A fell head over heels for C but struggles to connect with C. A figures that if they devour B, they'll absorb B's memories and being so they can understand more about C. After A using their bigger size to overpower B and gobble them up, they realize they have no time to digest B. While on the date, A slowly gets better over their date with C as B is digested and absorbed.