HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY FUCKERS
Instead of pulling pranks i vow we all use the most cheesiest, corny, most cringy jokes so we can cringe everyone out of their bodies in spirit of april fools day
For example:
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
*laughs* yes. Im hilarious ik ik
What happens in Yu-Shan stays in Yu-Shan
What happens in Malfeas stays in Malfeas, but like everything else there it’s trying to escape. Gods help us all, it may one day succeed.
What happens in the West, stays in the West. But that’s fine, it wasn’t important to the story anyways.
What happens in the Time of Cascading Years doesn’t happen in the Time of Cascading Years.
What happens in the headquarters of the All-Seeing Eye stays in the headquarters of the All-Seeing Eye. So do you. We still have questions to ask and we already know all the answers, so lying would be unwise.
What happens in Thorns, kills you. You can talk about it freely afterwards, though.
- More Cheesy Halloween Jokes
Q: Where do ghosts go out?
A: Where they can get sheet-faced.
Q: Why was the mummy so tense?A: Because he was all wound up.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie?A: He didn’t have the guts.
Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling
Q: What do you call two spiders that just got married?
A: Newlywebbed
source: jokes4us - Cheesy Jokes
- Whats brown and sticky? a stick
- How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it
- What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand? Quatro Sinko
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
- How do you find Will smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints
- A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “Hey, Pirate, how come you have a paper towel on your head?” And the pirate says, “Arr! Someone put a bounty on me!"
- A guy says to his girlfriend "My condoms have arrived… I think i’ll wear Gold tonight" His girlfriend replies "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change.”
- Two bats are in a cave. One asks “I’m starving, do you want to come get some blood with me” the other bat replies “nah its to early”. An hour later the first bat returns with a mouthful of blood. The other bat asks “Where did you get that” the first bat says “We’ll see that tree over there? I didn’t"
- So some string walks into a bar. The bartender’s busy, but there’s an untouched martini left on the bar. Naturally, the string takes it and begins to sip at it. After a couple of minutes the bartender notices the string and talks to him. "Listen, kid,” he says, “we don’t serve string in here - plus, that drink was for my friend, and I’m going to need you to pay for it.” The bartender is a big guy and the string doesn’t want to fight with him, but he can’t afford the drink, so he runs outside and rubs himself on the rough cement outside. Finally, he ties himself up and saunters straight back into the bar. “Hey!” says the bartender, “Are you the string who stole my friend’s martini?” The string looks at him and replies, “No, I’m a frayed knot.”
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
WARNING! Some content posted from this point forward may cause wet seats, pitched tents, quivering lips, flushed ears, necks and chests.
I am a very private person. At times I wish I weren’t. But I’m a hermit to my core and it’s just who I am.
HOWEVER!
I am past the cranky I need to get laid stage. Well beyond in fact.
I’m now at a place of hopes and dreams. (Please try not to crush them)
I’ve come to realize daydreaming privately is only adding to my torture. I’ve become a POW within my own mind. So!
I shall now share or deposit these dreams here as it’s the only place I have currently where I feel safe to be and share who I am without regret or hesitation. Even though who I am seems to rotate through at least 3-4 versions of me sometimes more often than I’d care to address at this moment.
Now I know there are those who appreciate my borderline clean/dirty blog and won’t so much enjoy my racier content. And to y’all, please bear with me. I’m sure it’s only a phase. I appreciate your understanding, patience and not sending me messages about how I’ve disappointed you. As I’m truly in an emotionally vulnerable state these days and can’t bare to know I’ve disappointed yet another soul.
So. With that said. Please keep your hands on your laps and remove any articles you don’t wish to risk getting dirty, damaged or out right destroyed. Things may get a tad …. 🌶.
Contrary to popular belief, Plagg doesn’t just like Camembert. In Dark Cupid, Adrien says, “You don’t know anything about love.” Plagg responds, “I love cheddar, I love Swiss, and I love Camembert!”
I’ve read fics that have Plagg hating brie and Gouda but I’m here to tell you that’s bad characterization. Plagg loves it all. Camembert is just his favorite.
No wonder Chat Noir’s jokes are so cheesy.
- Mom: You all need to take the dogs out.
- Brother: No :(
- Dad: If you do it I'll make you a s'more.
- Me: If you take both he'll make you two.
- Mom: No, he only needs one.
- Me: That's fine, s'more for me!
- Mom: ...
- Brother: ...
- Mamaw: ...
- Dad: ...
- Dogs: ...
- One Direction: ...
- Asians: ...
- Obama: ...
- Jesus: ...
- God: ...
- Me: Seriously.
- My Cheesy Jokes
I have so many more of these but here are a couple for you entertainment prepossess:
1) Q. How do you wake up a Lady Gaga?
A. Poke Her Face
2a) Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No eye deer
2b) Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A. Still, no eye deer
3) Q. What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
A. Lean beef
4) Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef
5a) Q. What do you call the gir with one leg?
A. Eileen
5b) Q. Where does Eileen work?
A. iHop
6) Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A. Right where you left him
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