The majority of the owner-writers of Cards Against Humanity wanted to put the n-word into the game. After their one black staff member, Nicolas Carter, asked Max Temkin, founder of Cards Against Humanity about the reasons behind each person saying ‘yes’ to doing so, and how it happened, Temkin told the head writers to fire him.

CAH head staff escalated things by contacting Carter’s family, threatening ‘disciplinary action’ and to fire Carter, then a staff member helped get Carter wrongly institutionalized, where he faced heavy racism.

FUCK Cards Against Humanity

a kickstarter for Cards Against Humanity - John Mulaney extension pack

Black Cards:

  • Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell ___.
  • I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I am ___.
  • I’ll keep ___ right here and then one day I’ll die.
  • Buy ___. Engraved, question mark?
  • There’s ___ loose in a hospital.
  • This is ___. Could be a nursery.
  • I gave you ___ and you gave me ___ and then we called it a day.
  • Because we’re ___ and life is a fucking nightmare.
  • My wife is ___ and I like her so much.
  • I’m very gay. I’d like ___.
  • The bread of God is ___. He will bring us ___.
  • Is it ___ or is it ___? That’s up to ye.
  • College is just ___ and they’re like, “Partial credit,” and that’s like the whole thing.
  • ___ might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.

White Cards:

  • A sea of drunken toddlers
  • 7 What’s New Pussycats followed by 1 It’s Not Unusual
  • A hundred year-old blind dog who’s texting and driving while drinking a smoothie
  • A 28-year-old healthy man trying his best
  • One black coffee
  • Playing violent video games and catfishing pedophiles
  • [sustained groaning] yknow, life?
  • STREET SMARTS!
  • The moral backbone of a chocolate eclair
  • One word at a time with verbal abuse
  • Snorting cocaine the night before college graduation
  • A hundred and twenty thousand (120,000) dollars
  • Being so horny and angry all the time and having no outlet for it
  • A tall child
  • A high-waisted man with feminine hips
  • Delta Airlines
  • Anyone who has seen my dick and met my parents
  • Going down on some rocking twink
  • An on fire garbage can
  • Doing white people stuff in Connecticut
  • One pre-Y2K asshole
  • Our nation’s No Snitchin’ policy
  • Such 19-year-old horseshit
  • Throwing pedophiles off their rhythms
  • Probably HPV. Probably.