Tags: @fandermom @my-analogical-romance @patchworkofstars @poisonedapples @hogwarts-my-love @opaque-puppet
Warnings: swearing, food mention, OP wrote this because of an episode of Adam Ruins Everything but go off I guess
@jynxlovesluck while I am writing a fic for you, will you accept this in the mean time?
“Do you ever think about getting married?” Virgil asked, staring at the ceiling.
“Are you proposing?” Roman asked with a laugh.
“Yeah,” he said quietly. “I think I am.”
“Virgil, I love you, but that’s not exactly… legal,” Logan said, sitting up on the floor.
“I know. I just don’t care.”
“Virgil, what are you saying?” Patton asked.
Virgil sat up, running his fingers through his hair. “I just… I love you guys. And I’ve been thinking about this. I don’t care about traditional weddings, or cake, or fancy flowers.” His hands were shaking and he tried to swallow down the nauseous feeling in his stomach. “But I care about you guys. I just want to spend the rest of my life with you. And maybe get tax benefits with Roman.”
Roman blushed slightly, taking Virgil’s hand and pressing a kiss to his knuckles. “We love you too, darling, but what are you, uh, proposing?”
“Just… a promise. That’s all marriage is, really,” Virgil said. “And it’s a promise I want to make to all of you.” He took their hands. “Roman, Logan, Patton-“
“No,” Roman said. “No, if we’re getting married we’re doing this right.”
“Living room in thirty minutes,” Roman said. “Go put on your coziest pajamas because if you aren’t all adorable and comfy I’m divorcing you before we’re even married.”