anonymous said:
if sam attracts birds does it mean that bucky attracts... raccoons?Summary: Bucky takes the last box of frozen mac and cheese, takes your phone, andย makes you fall in love with him. The audacity of that man.
Prompt:ย โThis has been a very bad week and you just grabbed the last box of my favorite comfort food at the supermarketโย
Pairing: bucky x reader
a/n: i wrote this and was fully done formatting it and everything, like, 6 months ago. i didnโt post it because itโs approx. 82% nonsense but i figured why not post it now when itโs still 82% nonsense but im struggling to finish everything else. so taal, long time vegan, writes a story about mac and cheese and, listen, idk what this fic is either. can i write a fic without adding sam to it? no.
Mac and cheese. Thatโs all you want. Disgusting, frozen, usually-quite-mushy-if-not-microwaved-correctly mac and fucking cheese.ย
The kind with the layer of cheese on top. The kind with that real elbow pasta, not rotini or penne or seashell pastaโ real macaroni. The kind you try to only eat one serving size of before you eat everything in the package. The kind you always gravitate to when your eyes are stained red, swollen, and too proud to be anything other than dry.
You take the subway. You switch lines. You endure the smell of the F train during rush hour when you arenโt sure where your thigh ends and the thigh of the woman sitting beside you begins. All for that one Trader Joeโs, out of many, in Brooklyn the hipsters abandon before six because the coffee shop next door closes at five.
Your feet ache in your boots and youโre pretty sure a rock has somehow lodged itself between your toes, itโs starting to rain and you have no umbrella, you donโt think your throat has ever felt so parched.ย
But you tuck your phone into your back pocket and march into that store with the hideous overhead lighting that makes your skin look like it hasnโt seen a bottle of toner in days like youโre Hades, the box of mac and cheese is Persephone, and Trader Joeโs is Mount Olympus.
To anyone who still sees Steve as the calm and rational one in the Steve-Bucky dynamic, I would just like to point out that Steve lied to the US Army, got into fist fights with strangers in alleys, disobeyed direct orders and went alone across enemy lines with a toy prop as a shield on the off chance that his boyfriend might be alive, and crashed a plane into the ice and made no attempt to save himself because he was feeling dramatic whereas the first thing Bucky did with his freedom is learn how to be a goat farmer
Like Shuri or someone says something to Bucky like “We need to find you a man” and no one even questions it.
And then Shuri adds: “My cousin inquired about asking for your hand.”
Bucky: “I’m flattered, but I think I need to focus on myself for now.”
Shuri: “He’s a billionaire and fifth in line to the throne.”
Sam: “Hell, man. If you don’t marry him, I just might.”
The Shield Catching
This Bad Assery
This L'Oreal Moment
Two Words. Murder.Strut.
*woosh*
This Look!
Hot Shouty Steve
Stealth Suit
And Let’s not forget the Glorious Elevator Scene
And these are only a few of the Many Reasons CA:WS is better than CA:CW
anonymous said:
Dirty thought: Imagine Bucky and Steve's cum being so thick that it takes days for it to come out >:3A/N: this isnโt days because a betch should shower but this kind of works withย โkeeping it inโ. this is pretty crude tbh.
โI have a request,โ Steve whispers before sucking the skin of your neck into his mouth. You rake your nails through his hair, wiggle your hips a little as he moves against you.
barnesrogersvstheworld said:
Hey love, if you find the inspiration for it in that freaky lil heart of yours today I would love some ‘got to stay warm at this frigid outpost’ kind of thing with Steve or Bucky or both. Either way, I hope you get to put on some fuzzy socks and curl up in bed and take care of yourself soon. That’s most important!A/N: FLUFF OMG. DPโS. COLD WINDS. STEVE BEING STEVE.
Itโs your first Christmas Eve after the war with Thanos.
Itโs your first Christmas Eve and the three of you are stuck in Barrow because Steve demanded that you follow up on some intel regarding AIM activity in Alaska. Three nights in - the three of you get trapped in an underground bunker and you havenโt been able to get a signal out to call for help.
โItโll be fine,โ Steve assures you. โTheyโre going to look for us as soon as we donโt check-in.โ
Bucky scoffs.
You turn on Steve so fast that he takes a step back. โYou owe us. Big time.โ