There was a Barbie movie where Barbie left her stupid boyfriend by jumping off the veranda of his beach house into the ocean and just swimming away. She started a business with her female friend and in the end, they got married. For whatever reason, they didn’t kiss during the ceremony, but instead they both did sick dance moves right in front of the priest.
what's the queer rep in the bcu?? i haven't seen that many barbie movies but now i'm curious
there’s like a weird joke in the barbie fandom (which I didn’t know existed until like a week ago) that the leading ladies in many barbie movies could be seen as having a relationship, since there either isn’t a male love interest or he’s super sidelined and is barely part of the movie, plus the two main female characters of each movie have great chemistry and a really strong bond.
like take the diamond castle for example:
Our girls straight up live together in a cottage, are the bi and lesbian colors, adopt two dogs together, GIVE EACH OTHER HEART SHAPED NECKLACES AND GET CARRIED AWAY FROM THEIR ‘LOVE INTERESTS’ BY A FUCKING RAINBOW AND RIDE OFF HAPPILY EVER AFTER INTO THE SUNSET TOGETHER LIKE NEED I GO ON???
And it’s not just Liana and Alexa that people ship!
It’s Elina and Nori!
It’s Barbie and Isla!
It’s The princess and the pauper gals!
Barbie movies don’t have ‘canon’ queer rep but the pacing and coding of the movies heavily implies the existence of sapphic relations between their leading ladies through use of subtext and some pretty gay color coding (with barbie being pink and orange [lesbian] and her gf being purple or blue [bi]), and while Diamond Castle, Dolphin Magic and Mermaid Tale 2 are probably the gayest, almost all of the movies have some really gay undertones and have been left pretty much up for interpretation, and as such WE SHOULD ACCEPT BARBIE MOVIES AS THE ICONIC SAPPHIC CONTENT IT IS THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK
I was back in middle school and everyone was naked (they were like Barbie dolls: no nipples, no genitals) and I was the only one dressed. They were staring at me, pointing fingers and saying terrible things, then they started running after me, demanding for me to take off my clothes as well.
hey guys if you want a good site to pirate barbie movies i’d really recommend princessmovies.org
they have a whole section just for barbie movies and as far as i can tell they have every barbie movie
ive only tested a few so far, but theyve all worked and are fairly good quality so if youre bored during quarentine and want to rewatch some of your old favs (or check out some you never got to watch) nows your time
Look, I’m not saying that Barbie is queer, but isn’t it a little suspicious that in every movie where there’s a friend trio, they’re always colored pink, purple, and blue? The bi flag colors? In this essay I will-