“Bandz A Make Her Dance” by Juicy J (ft. 2 Chainz and Lil Wayne)“
MG: This was a sort of mindlessly enjoyable song for me, though, sometimes it would come on while I was on the train and I’d have a hard time concealing how amused I was. Lil Wayne’s stream of consciousness verse is the star of the show, full of chuckles and mused lines like "What’s your real name? / And not your stripper name.” It’s an ode to the ass, nothing less and not much more!
DV: I could say plenty about my love for handclaps in songs, and how their use here ties “Bandz A Make Her Dance” into a continuum of songs I love stretching at least five decades long, but let’s focus on this song and 2 Chainz in particular. This may not be backed up by anything other than my usually-correct opinion, but I’m gonna go ahead and call 2 Chainz the feature MVP of 2012. Did you hear a great song in 2012 that 2 Chainz wasn’t on? The only explanation is that he was too busy being awesome to show up on everything.