Peter: HEY! *swings down and webs up the officers*
Peter: You people are supposed to protect innocents, not attack them! You are either children, idiots, or just assholes! I’m a literal child and an idiot, but I can understand that what you’re doing is wrong! So, by process of elimination that makes you all assholes! And I beat up assholes for a living!
Peter: *backflips and crowd surfs as he flips off the webbed up cops* Fuck off!
Tony: Peter, why did I get a call from NYPD demanding Spiderman’s removal from the Avengers for charges of assault on multiple officers?
Peter:*eating chips on the couch* Easy. Black Lives Matter. Asshole Lives Don’t.
Bucky : you jumped out of jets without a parachute, became a science experiment, had the government come after you, fought Thanos without ANY shield, crushed into ice for 70 years and let me nearly kill you when I was mind controlled.
Steve : I mean-
Steve : yeah
Bucky : WHICH PART OF “DON’T DO ANYTHING STUPID” DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND-
Marinette is Tony and Pepper’s adopted daughter. Marinette and Sabine are actually second cousins, through Sabine’s aunt, Liena, who is 3 years younger than her. Marinette was born in China, she is named Marinette because Liena fell in love with the name when visiting Sabine in France. However her mother and her moved to America when she was 5. Where her mother worked under Tony Stark as the head of Robotics. Marinette is a genius and her mother encourages her to learn as much as she wants and whatever she wants. At age five Marinette is helping her mom and her team build robots and even begins making plans for her own robots. She catches the attention of Pepper Potts when she is 7, and both girl and woman fall in love with each other. Pepper purposely stops by to see Marinette whenever she is there and even takes her around the building with her. Pepper loves how intelligent she is and Marinette adores how well dressed and confident Pepper is. Tony eventually notices his PA is constantly visiting the Robotics floor when she has the time, and decides to find out why. He is a little miffed that a little girl is on the Robotics floor but before he says anything. He watches her tell one of the scientists that his math is wrong, he is surprised when the man actually rechecks and discovers it is wrong. He calls attention to himself before asking who’s child Marinette was. Liena steps forward a little worried. Tony just smiles and asks if Marinette had taken an IQ test yet, then offers to pay to have it done. He then has Pepper talk to Liena about plans for it while he talks to Marinette. He enjoys talking to the intelligent girl and even talks about how he created Jarvis. Marinette, Pepper, Tony, and Liena all grow closer and soon Marinette is having sleepovers with both Tony and Pepper. Tony also starts taking her to galas and events, he doesn’t drink when she is there, and soon everyone calls her his princess. Tony begins to view her as a daughter and spoils her all the time. Both he and Pepper help her discover her love for Fashion one day at a Gala when she meets Audrey and Chloe. Chloe is a bit of a brat but the two girls get along well and become friends. Marinette becomes obsessed with fashion and starts designing clothes. Tony encourages her by setting her up with sewing and drawing classes, and even starts wearing her clothes. Proudly telling the press he was wearing MC clothing.