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Ezio 72! Please and thank you!Ezio Auditore x Reader&Leonardo Da Vinci
Leonardo grinned as he approached your place. He had just come up with a new painting and he knew how much you loved to see them. Leonardo lifted up is fist to knock on your door when he heard a moan. The man paused in his movement and froze in his spot.
“Ezio~”
Leonardo’s eyes widened as he heard you moan out the assassins name. Were you two…no you couldn’t be..right? The artists stood there not knowing what to do. His mind was going faster then he could think.
“I didn’t think you’d like it that much. Who knew.” The assassin chuckled
“We should do this more often. You have quite the talent for this.” He heard you breathlessly say and he knew his face was bright red by now
“That because I know what I’m doing.”
Just as he was about to leave the door opened to reveal Ezio out of his robes. Ezuo grinned at seeming his friend and moved away from the door.
“Leonardo! What bring you here mi amico?” Ezio asked him and moved him into your small place.
“Nothing! I mean…I came to show (Y/n) my new painting. But if she’s busy it can wait!” The man stuttered out not being able to look the assassin in the eye.
“I’m not busy at all Leo!” You grinned as you appeared into the room in just a shirt and pants.
“Why is your face red? Is it hot outside?” You asked worried for your friend.
“Ah! Yes! It’s a very hot day out!”
“Are you sure your okay? Your acting very strange.” Ezio spoke up seeing Leonardo acting strange.
“Did someone threaten you? Cause me and Ezio will go hand that right now.”
“No!” Leonardo shouted surprising the both of you.
Oh how embarrassed the man was. He over two his two friends having sex and he didn’t know how to tell them. It wasn’t like he was a pervert he was just came at the wrong time!
“Then what is it?” You asked and crossed your arms over your chest.
“I overheard you two!” Leonardo finally spoke out only to earn confused faves by the both of you.
“Overheard us what? Talking about a mission?” Ezio questioned as he stood next to you.
“No a moment ago I heard you two…”
“Oh!” You gasped as you pieced together what he was talking about
“I’m so sorry!” He pleaded and you laughed leaving Ezio very confused.
“Leonardo we weren’t having sex. Ezio was giving me a massage, I threw out my shoulder out a few days ago and he was trying to help.” You told him finally able to speak
For the hundredth time that day Leonardo was heavily embarrassed. But it wasn’t his fault that it sounded sexual like it did. He was never going to live this down and he knew it.
“But I wouldn’t object if you wanted to bella.” Ezio sent you a smirk and you just rolled your eyes.
“I’m going to leave.” Leonardo said not wanting to say in the area anymore. He set the painting down and turned and walked away.
“But your painting!”
“Keep it!”
Ezio's FamilyJesper KydEzio’s Family by Jesper Kyd
Just a quick Assassins Creed II Soundtrack appreciation post.
Seriously. Listen to that fucking song.
Jesus christ.
- Everything I love about Assassin’s Creed
1. Ezio da la la la
2. If you idle for long enough in Odyssey Ikaros comes and lands on Alexios’s/Kassandra’s arm and then alexios/Kassandra will greet him.
3. Edward’s outfit is by far my favourite Assassin robe. It looks so fooking cool.
4. Alkibiades
5. The first mission in Assassin’s Creed III. Finding the temple and it coming alive with all the lights and the humming was so fucking cool and the theatre with Haytham was such a good way to start the game, I loved the environment that went with the theatre and the parkour was really good too, everything was good even though I had no idea why we were there in the first place lol.
6. SHAUN HASTINGS
7. Edward’s tattoos being the only reason why I go whaling in AC:Black flag
8. The dynamic between Jacob and Evie, I’ve always wanted a twin duo in a game and Jacob and Evie Frye were awesome and y’all keep sleeping on them.
9. The different colour schemes in Assassin’s Creed 2 for the different cities gave the locations their own feel and vibe and it differentiated them from each other while also ensuring that the landscapes were utterly gorgeous. For example, Venice had cooler colours, very blue and silver while Florence was warmer, with more orange and brown thrown into the mix. It really gave those maps their own identity and it was great.
10. All of Lineage. all of it, it was flipping fantastic and I know it’s not a game but it was brilliant and the other Assassin’s Creed movie will never top it despite Michael Fasbender being in it.
11. That cutscene in Black Flag where Blackbeard lights his beard on fire, I love that historical accuracy because it was very likely true and it’s so SO bad-fucking-ass
12. Alkibiades
13. How quickly I fell in love with Frederico Auditore despite the fella only having about 5 lines.
14. Also just how quickly I came to love the Auditore family, that was how well written they were, that I fell in love after 30 minutes with them.
15. LEONARDO DA VINCI
16. Desmond Miles’s snark.
17. ‘Hey whatta matta with you altair,’
18. SHAUN HASTINGS
19. How buffy Kassandra is
20. The hookblade was actually amazing in Revelations and I’m in full support that it shouldbe brought back. The noise it made was also oddly satisfying too?
21. The Glyphs in AC2 were spooky and ominous and I refused to do the last mission until I had found all of them and uncovered the Truth. Because that entire side quest was full of anticipation and the creepy vibe the Glyphs gave off and how the footage of Adam and Eve was cut up and glitchy was just really interesting and it peaked with a climax.
22. LEONARDO DA VINCI
23. The golden beads in Alexios’s hair.
24. And Alexios just being an overall gorgeous human being who’s face was chiselled by the gods.
25. The flying machine mission in AC2 while really aggravating if you didn’t do it the first time was also really fun and getting to see Leonardo all giddy and happy made it worth it.
26. I don’t know if it’s just me? but Connor’s hair? like I know for a fact that I like men with long hair but something about his hair and the feather intertwined into it was just really appealing? and while I know why Connor shaved his hair I couldn’t help but screech when he did lmao but that’s because it’s obviously not my tradition and it’s abnormal to me. pfft
27. Revelations is one of the best AC games and I’ll fight anyone on this. It was phenomenal given how it finally concluded Ezio’s story (and remember Ezio was the face of the franchise for years and he was fan favourite and still is so there were some pressure and expectations) and how it also concluded Altair’s story.
28. Altair wasn’t that interesting in the original game but Revelations added depth and layers to his characters and made him way more intriguing. The game also gave this character important significance to the lore and I think that’s the perfect way to honour the guy who started it all. As much as we love Ezio, Altair came before and without him, Assassin’s Creed wouldn’t quite be the way it was today. (although it’s up to you if that’s a bad thing or not lmao)
29. And seeing Ezio old and matured, becoming this wise legend of a man was really cool and getting to play as him in his final journey was both heartbreaking but satisfactory.
30. I have to give a massive applause to Ubisoft for making Leonardo gay as well in Brotherhood prominently. I don’t think it was ever proven historically if he was? but it was rumoured? and yet Ubisoft went and made it canon giving that representation while also having Ezio outright say he’s okay with Leonardo dating men?! Like, in that time period if you were gay you could go to prison and the general view of homosexuality was that of disgust and yet Ezio is just here supporting his best friend? hell yes.
31. ALKIBIADES
32. I have certain feelings with Unity, but I won’t lie that the parkour was spot on in that game.
33. Gideon Emery….just Gideon Emery as Reginald Birch. The character’s a massive prick but god…that voice.
34. Connor mentioning his grandfather Edward as he’s sailing the Aquila.
35. Getting to see the wreck of the Jackdaw in Assassin’s Creed Freedom Cry was gut-wrenching.
36. Finally getting to pet animals in ACIII.
37. Finally getting to feed pigs in a video game ^^
38. SHAUN HASTINGS
39. OKay, I like Shaun because the guy is really entertaining and he’s British like me and I need to see this fucker in future games again…because after Syndicate he just vanishes and we got…Fucking Layla ugh.
40. The Naval combat in Black Flag is unmatched, fighting other ships never felt like a chore and it was fun and thrilling and the rewards felt deserving. And the feeling of taking down your first Man’o War is RIVETING.
41. Rebecca calling the Animus ‘Baby’
42. She’s another character I want to see come back. And she and Shaun better come back and be alive.
43. Lucy being a Templar was a plot twist I never saw coming but I was all for that angst especially when it seemed like they were setting up what I thought was the inevitable Desmond x Lucy romance. But I guessed wrong.
44. Yusuf Tazim being the joy and light of Revelations.
fuck you Ubisoft45. Ezio’s family theme song is the most iconic video game songs ever.
46. The introduction of Alkibiades in Odyssey, what a great way to introduce a character. like seriously, I fell in love with that fucker the moment he started speaking and felt up Kassandra’s arms while being half naked and wasted.
47. Bayek being a breath of fresh air in wonderfully written complex characters whose story was powerful and tragic. He needs a sequel.
48. Assassins Creed Brotherhood’s trailer being iconic.
49. When returning to Florence to retrieve the apple and you bring Ezio back to his old home only to see the ghosts of his entire family waiting for him. I was gobsmacked when that happened and it’s such a beautiful detail.
50. Mary Read/James Kidd being one of the best characters in Black Flag and leader in the ‘did not deserve it’ club. Every minute of her was flipping terrific and her significance in Edward’s story as one of the driving points that turned him into a better man was great.
51. I cried at the end of Black Flag.
52. The little text about Shaun sobbing when you look at the database on Desmond the dog in Syndicate.
53. The lip scar being shared between Desmond, Ezio and Altair was a cool detail.
54. The interchangeable cloaks in ACII.
55. Henry Green was so soft, kind and lovely and I honestly adore him.
56. Cane swords in Syndicate WERE AWESOME
57. NO fall damage in Odyssey. Keep this feature I don’t care how impossible it is for me to survive a jump off of a giant statue of a naked god it’s cool and I want it for every other game about to be released.
58. If you walk through grass in Origins Bayek sticks his hand out like that scene in Gladiator.
59. The scene in ACII Where Ezio uncovers his father’s robes from the chest and holds it up, It’s an incredible scene and the music fits so well with it and if you’ve watched Lineage it’s all the more amazing.
60. Rosa being pretty and terrifying in ACII.
61. The Bleeding effect being that other thing in lore that is SO BLOODY INTRIGUING and I wish it was explored a bit more. Can you actually imagine having the bleeding effect? where you can’t tell the past and the present apart? where you see ghosts from the past and hear voices no one else hears? jesus,..
62. getting answers about Clay/Subject 16. Ever since he left that writing in the wall with his own blood I was hooked on his story and thank god we got answers and a face to the legendary name. I wouldn’t mind more of him though.
63. I’ve always been fascinated with Native Americans and finally getting to explore them a bit more in ACIII proved to be interesting and I hope it was satisfactory representation for Native Americans.
64. finally getting to play in the present day in assassin’s creed brotherhood and 3, like actually getting to run around and explore as Desmond.
(I did a post like this on my old blog and I’ve rewrote them on here but I also got some new things, I just like having a post like this on my blog and I like seeing people who also agree with these brilliant features in this franchise, you can pretty much tell which two games are my favourite lol, Black Flag and 2 will always have a special place in my heart,)
- Ezio x Reader....dabble....
Ezio Auditore dabble….thing…
Word Count: 550
((This is like…my first EVER Ezio piece. I believe I wrote it…a year or two ago after stumbling upon a prompt list. Figured I’d go ahead and post it here cause…why not? Lol I know it’s short! I promise there will be longer Assassins Creed pieces in the future!))
“Just stay here, please.”
The words fell from your mouth before you could stop them, and once they were out you had no way of pulling them back in. Your hands shook in your lap and you were doing your best not to start crying. Again. You would be lying if you were to say that you weren’t scared for him. Of course you were scared for him. He could die. He was just a man, no matter how many times he had been able to escape. Eventually…eventually it would all come crashing down
Ezio Auditore da Firenze turned to you as he pulled his hood up. His golden brown eyes twinkled with understanding, his salt and pepper beard showing his age just as much as the wisdom that often accompanied his words. “Y/n,” your name on his lips made your heart ache, and as he reached out to take your face in his hands you cried softly, dropping your head against his chest. “There is so much that I wish I could tell you, but there is not enough time. When I return, I will tell you some and when I return again even more. And on and on, as long as it takes for you to know.”
“I do not care about your past, Ezio, I want your future. I want your now. I want us, together, forever. Not a day between us.” You dropped your head, “It feels like a life time when you are away. The gods punish me, Ezio, they make me angry…they make me resentful…and they punish me for these things by continuing to create evil and cast it into the world for you to fight off.”
“That is not the gods,” Ezio chuckled, lifting your head enough so he could place his lips to your own, “That just shows how much you care for me, and it is that which keeps me alive when I am away.” His hands brushed up your thighs, under the skirts of your dress, and to rest on your lower back.
“Just stay here, please.” You repeated, your breathing turning shallow at the feeling of his calloused palms on your skin. Your hands grabbed at his robes, your fingers clenching the fabric, and you shook your head. “I need you here, please Ezio. I cannot do this without you.”
He nodded, “You will…you must. You are the future, Y/n, our children are the future. You must protect them, no matter what. This is your part of the creed that you agreed to the moment you married me. You promised…”
“And I will not break that promise,” you spoke quickly, looking down at the straps across his chest. “Do not break your own, Ezio.”
“Never, mia cara.” Ezio stole one last kiss from your lips before leaning down to place a kiss to your stomach, “My love is here with you and our children. You are always in my heart.” He moved toward the door, his steps slower than what they might have been even just ten years earlier, but he still moved with the agility of an assassin. He was still alive in that moment, and that was the last memory you would have of him until he returned from wherever the brotherhood had sent him this time.
- Three cheers for Ezio Auditore da Firenze. The man who at a young age saw his family get hung in front of his eyes, watched his mother go into shock, saw his uncle get shot in the head, and killed everyone responsible for these crimes die. Ezio... the man who endured, sacrificed and loved. The man who stopped for nothing until he made everyone who hurt his family pay dearly. The man... who will live on... in our hearts and souls, from now, until the end of time. Three cheers for Ezio Auditore.
#72: When One Person’s Face Is Scrunched Up, And The Other One Kisses Their Lips/Nose/Forehead
enjoy, honey!
Leaning over your desk, you stared down at the cursed codex page, grumbling in annoyance like you had been for the past hour and a half. Ezio had brought it to you, hoping you’d be able to decipher what was on the page, and although you had gotten more than halfway through figuring it out, your brain had decided to officially resign.
Tempted to just rip the page in half, your plight is interrupted by a familiar and rhythmic voice, one that sounds too much concerned about your current state of well-being.
“You should not stress yourself over this, amore mio.”
He studies your face and finds worry lines creasing your forehead, a small frown seeming to take permanent residence upon your lips. He moves to guide you out of your chair and you let him, practically slumping against his chest, your aching muscles protesting after sitting for so long.
All he does is laugh, and your face scrunches up in faux irritation.
“Are you laughing at me, Ezio Auditore?” Your looking up at his handsome features and find it difficult to even pretend to be mad at him.
He shakes his head, peppering kisses to your forehead, nose, and then finally lips.
“Of course not,” but he’s still laughing anyway.
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