Okay, so you mean to tell me Rex is half Argentinian?!!!!!!
My DUDE! THE POTENTIAL
Rex would SO be into Tambionica. Like, absolutely. He’d absolutely be singing Ella tiene swing, and Loca, and 4 de noviembre, all the time, and yes, it’d make him think about Circe. And don’t get me started on how he’d listen to Miranda, he would sing Don at the top of his lungs at five or six am while coming from a party. Don’t get me started on how much CUARTETO he’d sing, I mean, c'mon, you telling me Rex would not be dancing that cuartetaazo while building something or training.
Don’t think he’d listen to el Duki too much, but he’d dig Paulo Londra for a bit.
Rex has mastered el pasito turro, if you disagree be ready to catch this hands.
It is fact that his father, Rafael, listened to Charly and Soda Estereo, Rex grow up thinking that Música Ligera went VIAJE DE AMORRR DE MUSICA LIGERAA instead of DE ALGÚN AMOR, DE MÚSICA LIGERAAASS, when Cessar corrected him, he cried and said he had lived a lie.
Imagine Rex saying ahre at the end of every sentence, just a big ol’ ahhhreeeeee, or him calling everyone boludo. “Che, boludo, COME HERE” or “Boluuudaaaaaa you’re not gonna believe thisss.”. Ready to spill some chisme.
Picture Rex saying ATR PERRO CUMBIA CAJETEALA PIOLA GATOOOO. Or just, picture him saying ATR, just destroyed that EVO! TAKE THAT! Rex saying piola instead of cool, Rex saying ndeaahh, REX WOULD SO SAY DOU, HE JUST WOULD, HE’D SAY DOU AT ANY POSSIBLE OPPORTUNITY. Rex saying gracias por tanto, perdón por tan poco, Rex saying buenardooo
Rex watched Casi Angeles. He knew all the songs. He doesn’t remember it, but if someone sings parrapa pa pa paa pa parrá pa paa near him he’d absolutely join. I have no proof but neither do I have doubts.
Rex drinking mate and carrying his termo everywhere. You’d pry that thing from his dead cold fingers. Rex eating facturas for ls merienda.
Rex being Argentinian.