Alright so, tell me this ain’t funny. (Beware: Puns ahead).
So I’m working on a series of children’s books that teaches children about art, different forms of art, the struggles of art, etc. And, of course, it has animals in it (’cause I like animals and so do kids. Win-win).
One of the animals is a teacup pig and he works at a doggy-bakery (cause food can be art too yo. Delicious art.) Guess what I’m calling him.
Kevin BAKIN’. Get it? Eh? EEEEHHHHHHHHH????
I’m gonna throw as many puns in their names as possible (I’ll try to make them art-related, but no promises). Main character is called PUPCASSO, and he’s gonna have a feline friend named GEORGIA O’KITTY. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh god help me.
But yeah. Thought I’d share it with you guys.
Oh, and there’s gonna be a snake that writes books or poetry or somethin’ and people still have the audacity to call him the “book worm”. Such peasants.