Margarita: I heard Brandy and Jack Daniels met at the mixer!
Sherry: Yeah, but their relationship is on the rocks.
Margarita: Oh no! I thought they would be perfect together. Have things gone sour?
Sherry: He's just not a straight shooter.
Margarita: Well, I always thought he was neat.
Sherry: Nah, he's a dirty one. A real chaser. She's a virgin, you know.
Margarita: That's an interesting twist!
Sherry: He muddled her thinking, and it was bound to fizz out anyway.