When you play assassins creed you have to suspend disbelief, because there’s no fucking way this would not kill him.
Who are you?
I’m you but gayer
I wish someone drew Xena high-fiving Kassandra.
Brasidas deserved to bang his hero’s granddaughter.
And Kassandra deserved to bang that spartan hunk.
this game is something else
When Alkibiades shows up for the Olympics
Therapist: bald Kassandra isn’t real she can’t hurt you
me calling the Ubisoft client support bc they won’t let me romance Aspasia:
Alkibiades is a femme male bisexual icon and i would protect him.
Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey
Literally everyone they talk to: bold of you to assume i’m straight
The Eagle Bearer