walking up to random doors and tugging on them and saying "i can't. it's locked" out loud to no one to fulfill my dreams of being an adventure game protagonist
this is how I pack for trips
trying to do anything on edibles
mushroom chat just dropped
I want to log on to the mushroom chat so bad
What would you even say?
"Had a cute frog sit on me today. Win."
you are like an empty tip jar
Ready to be filled!
BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!
best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say
sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing
My bad. I was looking for a stupid job that didn't mean anything where I didn't have to do stuff. Sorry, I guess.
Wow this sucks I'm gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you
That's not how demographics work.
It could be if we’re all brave enough
Reblog to turn everybody gay by 2047
as always, xkcd has a comic for this
i’m sorry. portmanteau bot has gone berserk. we have to put it down. once i activate the seal we’ll only have one shot to take it down. ready your blades, legionnaires
bitch fartman
portmanteau-bot
bartman.
This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘bitch fartman’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Help keep my meatbag slave alive.
i like the genre of animal photos where you can tell they just dipped their face into a carcass and they dont even care (artistic interpretation)
