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THEY LIVE — 1988, dir. John Carpenter

After seeing the dad how do I channel, I really wanted this one. I searched for it and, tada! Mom how do I? Seems rather new, but I love it anyway.

This is such a cute and helpful idea, especially since some people either didn’t grow up with someone who could teach them this stuff or they grew up with parents who did everything for them. I knew a lot of guys in college who didn’t know how to do laundry or cook!

Mom How Do I

Dad How Do I

My parents were not very good teachers of life skills so this is G R E A T.

girls what are you wearing 

Spanish Legion parade uniform

Today I’m offering you CR3 babies, tomorrow, who knows✨

I’m loving this new campaing so much 🥺 💗

Reminder that Jason Isaacs wore less medals on his chest than Zhukov did IRL because they all thought the audience wouldn’t find it plausible for a man to be wearing that many medals

For reference.

Is…is that what we’re choosing to focus on?

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

I AM WHEEZING

Gotta work on that spacing

y'all what the fuck was bull tit anus tryna be tho

ALDKAKSKAK

bug type eeveelution is called beevee and its just an eevee who ate a bee & looks like this now

Vampire and his human wife after years of marriage

Charles took her to macy’s

Oh to be a sheep lazily nibbling grass on a hill 

(Source)

Patrick Brewer as Ronnie Lee, a thread

The entire wardrobe budget was spent on David and Moira

there needs to be a boy band where they really are all gay and fucking each other. this would heal the entire world it would reverse climate change. and before any of you insane people tag this with an existing band you’re wrong and you’re not funny. this doesn’t exist yet. i would know.

“This was the most physically taxing of all the film because of the lightsaber duels. Everytime I wasn’t shooting, I was rehearsing. Something that took weeks and weeks to shoot, even though it only lasts a few minutes on film. So it taxed me to the limit.”

MARK HAMILL “Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back” BTS › 1980

Important relevant thoughts courtesy of twitter

I studied fashion for years solely to answer this question: 

-Fitted t-shirts (notice how his collar and sleeves are snug against the body and not loose while also not being too tight; chest/shoulder/torso measurements really matter) 

-Flare bottom/bell bottom/wide fit jeans (loose leg jeans emphasise a smaller waist, which combined with fitted t-shirts gives a lot of 70s dudes the illusion of the ideal powerful twink body)

-Medium length hair and bangs/fringe and feathered hair for masc people (pulling the hair back and away from the face emphasises angular facial structure and gives masc people a mature look, while bobbed haircuts that frame the face and cover the forehead gives a younger look; hair feathering created a feel of energy and brightness) 

Voila, you have a good 70s boy right there if you follow the above instructions. 

I went all through the notes to find the post I wanted to reblog and boom here it is. Also this training is for The Empire Strikes Back, which was filmed in 1979-80 and released in May of 1980. The person in the notes who said “I’m glad bell bottoms didn’t cut back” is a bit mistaken because they did come back somewhat, as “extra wide boot cut flares”. I adore his scruffy hair here, and his cowboy boots with heels and his arrrrrrrrms.

microdosing on catholicism by quoting the jennifer’s body “saint jude patron saint of lost causes give me the power to crush this bitch” line whenever im faced with a task i don’t wanna do