If my boss emailed me in space while paying HIS debt saying my wife's cooking is mid as hell, I'd just crash the ship and kill myself
very cool that tumblrs "more like this" feature is seemingly using image recognition on my selfies to recommend pictures of people who look like me when i go on my posts
Lol @ the response to my email
So yeah tumblr is absolutely scraping every selfie you post to recommend your face to strangers. Normal website
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hi *blasts you with the Yuri beam*
thanks doc
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this oicture is so fucking funny
*wakes up hungover within an inch of my life*why yes..I gyess you could say im.somethig of a Thinker
see i could be a different kind of autism blog because i'm real good at identifying magic: the gathering cards from crappy photos but there just isn't that many opportunities for that except me scouting ebay
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try harder please
i'm having so much fun
Out of the Fire and Into the frying pan.
Idk how to advertise my Patreon so I think I’m just gonna start telling you guys whenever I buy something with the money
(youtuber voice) thank you so much to my wonderful patrons for this tiny waffle maker 🙏 it keeps me making content
[id: a picture of a miniature waffle in a mini waffle maker. it looks just like a regular waffle except small. end id.]
Thank you to my patrons for my £4.99 barbie movie ticket 🫡👍 <3
update: the barbie movie was about barbie fucking your mom (nobody told me this)
"why don't people wear headphones anymore" because phones don't come with headphone jacks anymore
