sup shawty I'm bufo and welcome to my swamp, any pronouns, I'm 22 and autistic. I used to do discourse and it is mentally damaging, please take care and stay out before you hurt yourself and others. mature topics are talked about here occasionally, so 18+. black lives matter 24/7 365, all cops are bastards, trans rights are human rights, free 🇵🇸. dni if you like hazbin hotel/helluva boss I'm being serious
imagine being a young pony in the United Stables of aMareica during the height of Pony McCarthyism just perusing the local library and you levitate (you’re a unicorn) up a copy of the communist manifesto out of pure curiosity and as soon as you open it a hammer and sickle appear on your flank. what would you do
be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight
You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two
this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts
Twas the night 🌑 🌙 before 😂 DICKmas 🍆❄ 🌌🌠🎄and all 💯 through the house 🏠 🏠, BIG 😱 ERECTIONS ⬆ 🍆 WERE STIRRING 💯👌👀, AS BIG 😱😩 AS A MOUSE 🐭. 😮🙌🌭🌽Their SCHLONGS were hung 🍆🍑 ⬇️ from their groins 🍆 with good 👌 care 💅, 🏒 In hopes 🙏🙌 🙏🏼 MAGIC ✨🧙♂️ PUSSIES 🐱 😻🌈😜 soon 🔜 would be there. 😮😮 The SLUTS 👅💦 were all 💯 nestled, snug ⬆ in their beds 🛌 😴🛌 while dreams🤔💭 of RED 🔴 ❤️🔴DILDOS danced👯💃in their heads😊😴👅 And daddy 👨💍😍 in his 💦 G-STRING😉🌚, and I 👥 in the SACK🛏🎊😄 had just settled 👍 down 🔻 for a LONG😉📏📕📙 winter’s THWACK‼️🔞🗯😝
Only a few ⏰ more hours 🕐 🕰 til ⬆ Santa 🎅 🎅🏾CUMS!!! 👊🏻💦🎊 Make 💘 sure 💯 your 👉🍆💦 cookie 🍪😳 🍪 is yummy 😋🤤 ✔️enough for him 👴 🎅🏿 to eat 👅🍑! 👅👅 Send 📨📬 this to 1️⃣2️⃣ of your 👉🏿 SLUTTIEST 👄 😈 DICKMAS 🍆❄ 🌽COCKSUCKERS 🌽 to get 🉐 BUTTFUCKED 😵😵😵 by Santa’s XXXtra 🎅🏾 long 🕚 💈 North 👆 Pole 💈! 💈Have a MERRY 🎊 DICKMAS 😜👃🏻💦 and a SLUTTY 🍆💦 😜 NEW 🆕 YEAR 📆📅 😘😘😘
Why the hell someone reblogging this on march
14th. Not even December
chilchuck voice alcohol never killed anyone except my dad and that has nothing to do with me. i have no plans to change my lifestyle whatsoever
Starship Troopers really is one of the greatest pieces of satirical art in the last few decades
giving even a single shit abt covid will actually make u feel fucking crazy sometimes lol
“during the pandemic-” “back when covid was-” it is still here. covid is still here and it still kills people and it still disables people and it does so at an incredibly fast rate because nobody fucking cares anymore and nobody wants to acknowledge it anymore but how can you just ignore it isnt anyone else seeing this . the fucking measles is back bc everyones immune systems are fucked from repeated covid infectons because no one fucking cares anymore. why dont people care.
why is the vast majority of society pretending the pandemic is either completely over or never happened What the fuck is going on !!!!!!!! what the fuck is ggoing on like actually. i feel crazy. How are you going to ignore The fucking plague thats killed and disabled millions. can anyone fucking see this. Oh my god.
went to bed because i was kind of losing it . woke up and im still mad just in a calmer and more actionable way . i think part of what upsets me so much is that it feels like gaslighting. it straight up feels like gaslighting. in the genuine, non-meme sense of the word. the cdc stopped tracking cases and then told us the pandemic was over. doctors don't wear masks and get all offended if you ask them to. grown adults don't cover their coughs. this isn't normal. none of this is normal. society & the cdc will try and tell you it's normal and it's not. and it feels like you're fucking crazy sometimes but you're not. the pandemic is real, it is ongoing, it is killing & disabling millions of people, and you're not crazy for still caring .
Vash, the cutie.
Happy plagueiversary
rip laios touden you would have loved building mob farms in minecraft
lord the peasants are so loud today
pheasants. PHeasants. The birds
Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?
is that good
