“This character is dead in canon” to you. They’re dead in canon to you. To me they’re fine
“This character is dead in canon” then explain to me why they’re still running around and living rent free in my head.
@12timetraveler hosea xox
what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario
if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable
Cover illustration for the Polish edition of "Forest of Secrets" by Erin Hunter.🍂
in honor of ace week id like to shoutout every asexual who first thought they were bi/pan because they looked at all the genders and felt no difference and zero is equal to zero so they said "huh. must be bisexual" and then shoved their sexuality back under the rug for 3-5 years
12,000 people harmonizing Hey Jude at Pentatonix concert in Des moines
Incredible! Gives me hope that there could be peace on earth
Serious goosebumps
watching twitter implode in realtime is definitely funny but also anyone else utterly disgusted at the fact that one billionaires temper tantrum cost thousands of people their jobs, countless more across its userbase and is destroying what is one of the biggest websites on the internet? one guy. literally one single fucking guy who couldn't just admit to a fuck up and is taking the whole thing down with him because of his big mouth. its one guy and he has enough money to just tear down the website. one guy.
we need to romanticize lying on the floor and not doing anything
op is actually napstablook from hit indie game Undertale (1915)
I MEANT 2015
playing undertale in the trenches with the lads before the Big Push
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recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend
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no actually. recontextualizing fry and leela as an esports champion turned twitched streamer and her boyfriend who is just kind of there on stream sometimes and has his own emote
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fry: [gets home from work and accidentally wanders into frame]
the chat: FRY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [pog] 🍟🍟🍟 he’s back 🍟[pog]🍟[pog]🍟 WHAT IS THAAAAAAAT 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 mad lad 🍟 how was ur day fry 🍟🍟 FRY b3nd3r(mod): LEELA PUT A LOCK ON YOUR FUCKING DOOR 🍟🍟🍟 am i supposed to know who that is or [pog] [pog] 🍟 OH NO HE’S UGLY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [b3nd3r has set the chat to subscribers-only]
op im deeply sorry but this post has been haunting me for weeks
Please, never let this meme die.
underlytrashy
This is the best one I’ve seen so far
What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us
It’s fucking back
comet-was-here
shooting star. i can’t believe i’m hearing shooting star again in the year 2020
The fates have ordained that this cross my timeline again and you better fucking believe i’m reblogging it.
This is the only good meme, don’t @ me
we built this city
I haven’t seen this video in forever; what a blast from the past
men should go back to wearing 15th/16th century hotpants & miniskirts
unforgivable that these ever went out of style, BRING BACK MALE BUBBLE BUTTS AND CHEEKY HEMLINES
Careful... You'll bring back codpieces too; it was, no pun intended, a package deal.
we slidin
urbanfantasyinspiration
At that point he’s a passenger too
zebablah
television history
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
It’s a parody of the series finale(?) of this really popular teen/young adult soap opera called The OC that aired in the mid 2000s (I think it started in 2005? I can’t remember). There was this really drawn out scene where two characters (A and B) are fighting, then a third © sees B about to kill A so C shots B that song (Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap) was played over it when C pulled the trigger. Then B dies really dramatically, holding his chest, looking at his bloody hands, etc. Like longest most dramatic death on white TV (I’m sure the telanovelas and Korean dramas can do better lol, not to mention Bollywood). Just watch it here. Yes this is the original aired scene no that song wasn’t added after this is real folks. Then this happened (I want to say it was from the mind of Andy Samburg/the Lonely Island, which tbh explains a lot). But regardless of the why, it’s the most beautiful skit SNL has ever made
earrings change your gender not like fully but they Change it
They're a flavour enhancer, like salt or soy sauce.
MSG (more substantial gender)
i think about this one so fucking often i had to clip it
that was like watching someone very skillfully assembling a stained-glass window just to watch someone else dropkick it