everything is a lie

me the day i graduate highschool

#’haha RULES??’#’RULES? I’M HARRY POTTER SON’ #’I FLEW A FUCKIN CAR TO SCHOOL LAST YEAR AND I’M PRETTY SURE THEY GAVE ME AN AWARD OR SOMETHING’ #’WE RAN LIKE A HUNDRED RED LIGHTS’ #’IN THE FUCKEN SKYYYYY’  (rizplease)

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

hahaha son this bread is huge

time to drown myself in music to forget about my feelings

we’re gonna be weird adults

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

AS IF I WASN’T ALREADY EXCITED ENOUGH FOR FREAK SHOW NOW I’M FUCKING ECSTATIC 

YASS YASSSS YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS SCARE AWAY ALL THE 12 YEAR OLD VIOLET AND TATE SHIPPERS PLEASE

AHHHHHHHH YAAAAAAAASSSS

bruh

illuminati

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet