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the fact that this fandom doesn't have many people in it and a lot of people don't know about ttpp,,, disgusting

Nyle DiMarco & Chella Man Teach Us Queer Sign Language  [see captions for sign descriptions]

Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!

hes from an alternate timeline

the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory

The smell of walking into somebody’s house for the 1st time is different for every single house.

Y’all don’t want that pretty girl to stomp on you, you want a long and drawn out sword fight with flirty banter. Quit saying you want her to hit you with a truck, you want her to do The Thing where she gently lifts your chin with her sword while your heart pounds out of your chest and at the end when she has you pinned against the wall with her blade to your throat, you want a heartrending confession with hissed declarations of your undying affection and for her to finally throw her weapon to the side and pull you into a passionate yet tender kiss. Stop lying.

I think Op might be projecting a bit

You shut your mouth right this minute

Eboy this...egirl that.... And what am I ? An ediot...

im like [discovers song] and my brains like ok u will listen to nothing but this for at least three days straight

guns don’t kill people, horses kill people

guess again

lil nas x is the only valid celebrity because he got rich and IMMEDIATELY started dressing like a fucking jojo villain

No offence, but I think that both career and volunteer fire fighters who are putting their lives and health on the line to save lives and homes should be paid more than politicians who sit in their safe little airconditioned offices.

Emergency, medical and sanitary personnel should be paid more than any politician cause they put up with more than any politician ever has too. Send tweet. 

WE’RE HERE WE FUCK WE’RE SHIT QUEER UP

WE’RE WE HERE FUCK WE’RE SHIT QUEER UP

WE’RE HERE

WE FUCK

WE’RE QUEER

SHIT UP

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

5. You got engrossed in a project, suddenly you feel like you’re going to die, or faint, or both? Oh. you’re hungry.

6. You’re hungry.  But every food you can think of sounds disgusting.  Time for your 15th day of lunchables for breakfast in a row.

PENNY IS QUITE LITERALLY TRANS AND THE MAIDEN POWER RECOGNIZES HER AS THE GIRL SHE’S ALWAYS BEEN GOODBYE

JAIL👏🏼BREAK👏🏼ARC👏🏼

things i want in rwby volume 8: